Topic: Brunettes Do It Better

“Max Payne” Is All About Mila Kunis and Her Boobs

How many of you are excited to go see Mila Kunis kick some ass alongside Mark Wahlberg and Ludacris in “Max Payne”?  I’d have preferred Jason Statham, but I can get past it. At least Mila is there to save the day.

She’s your tomboy friend you grew up with who was always carefree and cool and turned out to be a total babe without being full of herself.

Press stills of Mila Kunis in “Max Payne” below. I’ve also added some of her and the boys at the 2008 Comic-Con International in San Diego from back in July.

Esquire Declares Halle Berry the Sexiest Woman

The ballots are in!  Esquire Magazine has named Halle Berry as “The Sexiest Woman Alive” in next month’s issue. Last year’s pick was Charlize Theron, preceded by Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel.

Looks like Esquire’s picks grow older as the staff grows older.  Coming in at age 42, Halle embodies sexiness in both her personality and her body.  A delicate blend of curves, wisdom and talent, it is no wonder Halle is still on top.

Do you think Halle deserved the top spot? Who would you have chosen? Discuss!

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Bi-Curious Katy Perry Does Blender Magazine

Dark-haired fashionista/singer Katy Perry continues her quest to conquer the world as she graces the cover of next month’s Blender Magazine.

Katy Perry is everywhere nowadays and, lover her or hate her, it doesn’t look like she’ll be disappearing anytime soon. Her latest catchy single “Hot N Cold” is dominating the Billboard charts.

Plus, let’s not forget how delicious her face and body are.  The haters can trash talk all they want, but you b!tches want to be her and you d!cks want to do her.

A Stunning Mila Kunis Does Ocean Drive

Actress Mila Kunis in the latest issue of Ocean Drive Magazine.  During her interview with the magazine, we are reminded why men and women are drawn to her, both on the inside and the outside.  She says of her being not being your typical Hollywood plastic:

“I have nothing fake about me,” she insists. “Not one single thing. I will never. I don’t have a boob job, I don’t have extensions, I don’t have fake lashes. Do I wish I had bigger tits and an ass? Absolutely! If it makes you feel better about yourself on the inside I see nothing wrong with it. But I am 100 percent happy with what God gave me.”

It’s because of this logical/confidant approach that Mila’s hotness will preserve itself way past the Britney Spears, Paris Hiltons and Kim Kardashians of the world. While those other girls start balding from years and years of abusing of extentions, Mila will still have a whole head of her.  Non-bald girls considered hot? What a concept.

Read the full interview here.

Leighton Meester Does Gotham Magazine

Gossip Girl cutie pie Leighton Meester shows some cleavage in the Sept. issue of Gotham Magazine.

If I had to pick between getting intimate with Leighton Meester or Blake Lively, I would definitely have to go with Leighton.

The nice girl with the curious smile, Leighton’s eyes look thirsty for an adventure worth following. On the contrary, Blake strikes me as the kind of girl who loves to talk about how fabulous she is and thinks ‘putting out’ means lying there and not doing a damn thing.

Which one would you choose???

Sexy Photoshoot of Californication’s Madeline Zima

Earlier today I was telling my roommate how hot I thought Californication’s Madeline Zima was and how its a shame she doesn’t get more recognition.

And lo-and-behold, not five seconds after the words were out of my mouth did I go to Complex Magazine’s website and came across this spread.

She tells the magazine of acting in the nude, “I was totally nervous, but once I was actually naked, I was pretty comfortable. For some reason, the taking on and off of the clothes is the shameful aspect of it. Pulling your pants back up after it’s over, that’s the worst part. Standing around naked is natural— it’s nice.”

Yes, Madeline. It is nice. In particular when you are the one naked. Please feel free to do it as much as you like. Don’t be shy. We promise to close our eyes.

Read the full interview here.

Sophie Howard’s Juggs Come Out to Play for Nuts

British glamour model Sophie Howard let’s us take a peak at her nipples in the latest issue of Nuts Magazine.

I must admit, I have a pretty nice looking rack, but it it would be pretty sweet having one as plump and billowy as Sophie’s.  Hers would definitely come in handy when t!tty f^cking a dude.

NSFW pics below.

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Naked Screen Caps of Eva Mendes in “Spirit”

God bless Eva Mendes and her love for nudity.  Check out these screen caps of her from the soon to be released flick “Spirit,” co-starring the newly married Scarlett Johansson.

Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian may have magnanimous’ asses, but nowhere as sculpted and majestic.  Eva’s ass deserves a damn Noble Peace Prize.

Those other two asses (and I’m not speaking physically) are a can of SPAM. Eva Mendes, well, she a f^cking Grade A piece of filet mignon.

Uncensored screencaps after the jump.

For more of Eva’s naked ways, click here, here, here and here.  See her gallery here.

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Latina Vanessa Arias Does Mexico’s Max Magazine

Here is Mexican soap actress Vanessa Arias showing what God (or the surgeon) gave her in next month’s issue of Max Magazine Mexico.

Go ahead, take a look. Your penis will thank you.

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Eva Mendes Turns Up the Fuego in Elle Magazine

Check out these photos of Eva Mendes in next month’s issue of Elle Magazine.

They may not have the same approach as the photographs in men’s magazines, but let’s be real here.. Eva Mendes does not need to dish out explicit T&A to ooze sex appeal.

This chick could be photographed in head-to-toe nunnery gear and she’d still look perfectly sexy.