Kim Kardashian at the VH1 Rock Honors Exclusive VIP Party at Intermix in Los Angeles over the weekend.
I have a question: Exactly how may pairs of jeans/pants/skirts do you think Kim’s fat ass has broken in her lifetime? Because I’ve broken at least 10 and I’m my ass is not even comparable to hers.
Here are some more photos of Puerto Rican diva Jennifer Lopez in a brown skull bikini post-twins on a yacht in Italy.
And I’m happy to report the actress isn’t wearing that awful bikini she had on the other day while swimming with Mark.
Because despite the fact that some of you can’t read, I never called her fat, and actually said that the bathing suit didn’t compliment her body.
This bikini, on the other hand, shows off her post-baby body very nicely, instead of accentuating her muffin top like the other suit did.
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Here are some pics of some chick named Fernanda Lopez parading around in her thongs in the July issue of Max Magazine Mexico.
Aesthetically speaking I don’t believe the average woman’s body looks good in a thong. Nevertheless, I’ve been wearing them since I was the ripe ol’ age of 13.
Full underwear (not to be confused with granny panties, that’s something else altogether) may show off our behinds more flawlessly, but when you’re wearing tights jeans those things always bunch up and ride up my ass.
Anyhoo, enjoy Fernanda’s sweet sweet ass shots below.
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“Ghetto Superstar” Mýa showcased her bikini body in a metallic pink suit on the beaches of Barbados earlier this week.
Sad to report there’s not much in the upper deck department for Mya. Although, better to be small and real then big and plastic. Plus, she’s got herself a healthy butt. You really don’t need both so long as one’s packing.
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Wearing a blue strappy halter top dress after getting her nails did at the salon, amateur porn star Kim Kardashian put her blowing skills to use on something other than Reggie Bush’s man meat as she tended to her newly polished nails before getting in her car.
Her cleavage is taunting me with its multitude of unanswered questions. Would Reggie rather rub his sausage between those buttermilk pancakes, or would he rather bypass and go straight for a hole in one? More importantly, how many pencils can those things hold? Ladies, you know what I’m talking about. We’ve all done that test!
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I guess it’s getting a little obvious that I can’t get enough of these dames featured in German magazines, but I’m sure you guys aren’t complaining! Feast your eyes on these pics and tell me something bad about Germany. Better yet, try and tell me that Soccer is a sport for sissies.
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The Kardashian family giant, Khloe Kardashian, celebrated her birthday at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas over the weekend, where family and friends celebrated alongside her.
As was expected, Kim Kardashian wore a uber tight dress that emphasized her posterior end. When asked for a comment, her elephantine ass said, “Can someone please please please remove the cork from my hole already. Reggie’s cream is starting to curdle and it smells awful in here!”
Latina model Vida Guerra and her money-making ass took part in the Jean Addicts Pre-BET Launch party in Malibu earlier this week.
I always wonder if big-booty girls like Vida frown upon anal sex. You’d think it would come with the package. It’d be a shame to put such precious physical attributes to waste.
Some shots of her at some Maxim party posted after the jump. Whose going to argue against more ass shots? That’s what I thought.
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The ever beautiful Ciara performed at the 2008 BET Awards held in L.A. last night. Seen here post awards show, there’s no denying this 22-year-old’s body is damn near perfect.
Honestly, I know Rihanna is talented, but I’d like to see Ciara covered by the mainstream media more. Ciara is easily one of the women I find to be most attractive in the entertainment industry. Her beauty is outstanding- face and body- and best of all she’s not a skank. Keep it classy, girl. Keep it classy.
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Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa spent their weekend working on their tans while vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
Judging by these photos of Vanessa in a bikini the L.A. Lakers’ basketball player is more of an ass man then one who longs for the softness of a bosom. Hers isn’t perfect, but I have nothing ill to say of her or her body.
Although looking these photos inspires me to keep hitting the gym some more. Don’t get me wrong, I have a pretty sweet ass as is, but I’d like it a little more toned. No worries, no ass enhancements shots for this chick. I like my ass 100 percent natural, thank you very much.
What do you think of Kobe’s wife… would you hit it?
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