Puerto Rican duo Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at the Belgium airport with twins Max and Emme in Belgium on Wednesday.
If the following blind item is about this power couple is true then that would explain her lame transition into reality television. Desperate times call for desperate measures!
Crazy Days and Nights
#1 - Apparently if I wish and wish and wish, then sometimes they do come true. This is an A list couple with an A list lifestyle. If I give you their description it would give it a way. Does A+ name recognition help? Anyway they haven’t been doing much lately. Oh, they make noise and it appears as if they are doing something, but in reality. Nothing. No money is coming in but lots and lots is flooding out. It has got so bad that the couple only have one employee. One. I take that back. They do have a gardener at one of their houses, but not for long. They are trying to sell that property and just about everything else they own. I don’t know if anyone has said it out loud, but the bankruptcy word has been whispered. She wants to call some famous friends for a loan but his pride won’t let her do it. Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony or maybe Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner?
#2 - Speaking of financial messes, this other celebrity couple is in even worse shape. Actually the male half of the couple is a celebrity in the sense that he is married to the female actress who was once at the very top of the world and has slowly, but steadily just about crashed to the bottom. In one more year, people will be “who?” It has got so bad financially with their raging drug habit and his legal problems that they have started making sex tapes which are going to be “stolen.” Outrage will follow and then hopefully enough money from the distributor to last until she can find someone willing to pay her what she used to get for acting. Brittany Murphy
#3 - What mullet haired singer cheated on his current wife and ex-wife with both males and females? Billy Ray Cyrus
I’m praying to the sex gods Brittany Murphy does not release a sex tape. The idea of her sucking her monkey of a husband’s hairy nut sack while high on meth is enough to make me my vagina pack up her bags and run away for good this time.
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Full Disclosure: Which starlet with an often-troubled boyfriend actually plays for the other team — and puts up with her boy toy’s habits to maintain hetero appearances?
I always knew Anne Hathaway played for the other team! I can smell the dry vagina juices on her mouth from all the way over here! Girls like Anne always start out tasting snatch while rolling. Then one day she realized drugs weren’t the real reason she liked eating bearded clams so much.
Crazy Days and Nights: I have been meaning to share this one for the past week and I keep forgetting. You know the female singer dating the “porn star?” Yep, they made a sex tape. The last film the “porn star” made put us all to sleep. This one though should probably make for a really funny comedy. I cannot wait to see if this one comes out. I might actually buy it instead of stealing it from the internet.
This is definitely Ray. J and Whitney Houston. That’s one amateur porno my eyes really don’t cry through. Ugh, how does Ray J. manage to keep getting laid?! The only way you could ever catch me sucking Ray J’s dick is if he had electrical tape over his mouth. And not just over the mouth, but like wrapped around his head so there was absolutely no effing way that thing could fall off.
Every time I think of him peeing on Kim Kardashian all I can smell is asparagus.
Actress Anne Hathaway at the Warner Bros. world premiere of “Get Smart” held at the Mann Village Theatre in Westwood, California yesterday.
George Clooney never cared that his woman was a “cocktail waitress.” He really and truly thought Sarah Larson was “the one.” Apparently he also thought her maternal instincts would never kick in. He was wrong… and so he sent her packing.
It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach. What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation: “I forgot my pill.” “I’m a few days late.” And then calling his family, chatting them up, hinting at the prospect of a baby, raising their hopes that a grandchild would be in their future. It’s the betrayal that disappointed him most. Apparently he wasted no time putting an end to her plans, pretty much standing over her while she packed up, sending her away with not even a glance back. He’s been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around for a long time. Especially given the fact that he was still able to have his fun on the side. It’s not every day you find a girl who’s ok with extra curricular activities so long as she’s the only one who gets a set of keys. In the end though, her greed brought an end to the sweet ride. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could stand to learn a thing or two from this example. Overreaching prompts a steep fall.
The man should have just slipped her a roofie and taken her to get an IUD. She would have been none the wiser and baby free. Mwuahahaha!
Or better yet, they should have just stuck to doing anal every day. Sure, her asshole would be so stretched out she’d probably shit when she tried to fart, but that’s the just the price he’d have to pay for true love!
This has got to be one of the best Blind Item’s I’ve ever read. Not the Jessica Simpson one; the Whoopi Goldberg one.
The guess wasn’t mine, it was posted on another site, but the mental picture of Whoopi watching QVC all day I find to be both hilarious and upsetting all at the same time. I love Whoopi! I mean, “Sister Act”?.. I loved that movie when I was a little girl!
#1 - What does this female talk show host/ B list actress enjoy doing on her weekends more than anything? How about sitting in front of her television all weekend and ordering jewelery from home shopping channels. Thousands and thousands of dollars worth. And the funny thing is she doesn’t really wear any, she just likes the shows and buying.
Whoopi Goldberg
#2 - Despite reports to the contrary, what really broke up this celebrity couple was not interference but rather the fact that when our female got home one night her boyfriend was waiting for her. While she was digging for the keys in her purse, a torn condom wrapper came fluttering out. Considering she and her boyfriend didn’t use condoms this was distressing to him, hence the breakup. Now any time he spends with her is just to get back at her and is not out of any kind of sense of love.
Amazing to think former heroin addict Nicole Richie would be a better mother than pin-up model wannabe Christina Aguilera. At least Nicole Richie doesn’t spend practically every night out drinking instead of with her kiddies.
TMZ has a video of Christina exiting Villa over the weekend, her second time that week, her sixth time over the past month. And then there’s thisblind item:
Which couple have been fighting ALOT recently? The Hollywood bombshell has been telling her partner that there is going to be no more kiddies for a long time, which isn’t going down well with him (or his family) as the reason she doesn’t want kids is because of her body and image.
It undoubtedly referring to XTina. Not only has having a baby not stopped her from going out, but the woman went so far as to have a C-section to prevent any vaginal tearing.
Not to mention the fact that Jordan looks permanently miserable every time they go out. XTina probably just talks about her new E-cup tits the entire time during dinner.
Photos of an inebriated Christina and Jordan leaving Crown Bar are from back in April.
Yet another reason why it’s better to have an average looking man who can make you cum in 5 minutes, than some handsome celeb superstar who thinks your chode is your clit.
Which serial celeb- dating model is a little harsh on the men she sleeps with? She gave a titanic male star a measly “4″ for his prowess in the sack . . .
Faking will never make things better. But training him will.
Over the past few years, there has been a rash of marriages in black Hollywood. Recently, quicky marriages have become the rage. Despite his untold dedication to his wife. We have received reports that a newly married husband has been stepping out on his wife with a variety of call girls.
Our cheating hubby has rented suites stocked with weed and Dom. He loves to sexually entertain two women at a time. His favorite destination for call girl hookups is in Las Vegas. When he arrives in Las Vegas, sometimes, escorts are waiting for him in his limo and a lot of hanky panky goes on enroute to his hotel suite.
His wife remains clueless as he runs up a secretive tab for high end escorts. This has become an addiction for him. He tells his wife he has to go out of town on business when he’s really meeting up with ladies of the evening. The wife has allegedly been telling friends that their sex life had died down since their marriage because her husband is such a workaholic but the real reason is: He’s stepping out on her.
It’s a toss up between Usher and Tameka, or Jay-Z or Beyonce, but considering Jay’s recent involvement with opening his 40/40 Club in Vegas and NYC, he seems to fit the bill perfectly.
Dude, hookers over Beyonce? The man has lost his mind. So much for happily ever after!
Below, photos of Beyonce Knowles at the opening of Jay Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas.
It’s amazing to think Cash Warren has never really done anything bad, and yet everyone’s douche radar starts a-blazin’ every time his name is mentioned.
And so, in an effort to add some more fuel to the fire, here’s another fabulous Crazy Days & Nights blind item certain to get Jessica Alba’s pregger granny panties in a bunch.
This is the funniest one I have ever got from the accountant. This celebutard is engaged to a B list film actress with A+ name recognition. He spent $34,000 on porn last year, and tried to claim it as a deduction for business purposes. He had each and every receipt for all the porn. All of it. He claimed that he needed it to see the proper way to act in a love scene. When the accountant reminded him he wasn’t even an actor, our celebutard said something to the effect of, “I’ve got my girlfriend believing I’m the best guy in the world. I’m a great actor.” They chose not to try and deduct the porn.
Ugh, and to think he gets to stick his penis inside her!
And to help ease your pain, here is Jessica Alba photo spread in the June 2008 issue of Allure Magazine.
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I didn’t know she had it in her, and I’m still trying to figure out where she learned it. Oh, I guess you would like to know who and what I’m talking about. So, this breakup that you have been hearing about in the past couple of days? You know the big one. Anyway, from what I have been told, the reason they broke up is because she was too kinky for him. Her? I know. Unbelievable. What I guess finally drove him away was the fact that she is a big fan of erotic asphyxiation. She loves having it done to her to the point of passing out. He tried it once. Freaked him out, so he left because she wanted it most of the time. What I can’t figure out is who taught it to her? I doubt she reads so someone must have done it with her.
This story is so great. I totally believe it too! It’s retarded to suggest she wouldn’t know about it because “she doesn’t read.” No one needs to tell you what you like, you just sorta know.
As for the erotic asphyxiation, I totally know where Jess is coming from. That shit feels sooo gooood.
This just landed in the Defamer tips box: “What crazy-ass, A-list starlet was Checked into the Roosevelt Hotel by a male friend because she was to high to drive, only to reward his chivalry by proceeding to make Poo Angels all over the room—including poo body-prints on the walls. Her shitty shenanigans ended up costing the poor bastard 6 grand.” We certainly have no idea, but all this talk of Poo Angel-making has gotten us excited about the holidays! Who’s up for a pooball fight? We are!
A friend of mine once pissed all over her ex-boyfriend’s car during her drunken state, but poo angels is where I draw the line!
Any guesses for this blind item? I have no clue who it is.
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