Sports Illustrated model and Brazilian hottie (seems like those descriptions never cross paths) is featured in the July issue of GQ Italy. Normally, I am tired of the cliche’ path of models going from semi-famous, to Sports Illustrated model to talk show tyrant, but as for the Brazilian imports… Keep them coming!
I’m not exactly sure who Orsi Feher is but I liked her tiny, yet slightly plump, ass and so here she is for your viewing pleasure. The spread is for the July issue of Maxmen Magazine, which I’ve actually never heard of either. I think it might be Portuguese.
Personally speaking her ass is about the only thing I think this chick has working to her advantage, ’cause her face isn’t all that great. But most of all, she’s just too skinny.
In other words, one of you boys is going to need to whip it out and giver her a protein shot or two. Any takers? C’mon, you know you want to!
Check out these photos of Sofia Georgiou in the July issue of Esquire Greece.
I’m going to have to go visit Greece sometime real soon, because the women there look outstanding. Not that plastic, orange, STD carrying scum like you see in some of these other publications.
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Sofia was a virgin. She’s got the look that says, “I want you to be my first.” Normally I wouldn’t be turned on by that, but then again this girl isn’t 16.
For more Greek goddesses, click here and here. Enjoy.
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Some soccer player I’ve never heard of (Sorry, boys- I’m more of an ice hockey kinda gal) named Cristiano Ronaldo is on vacation in Sardinia and everyone is going gaga-googoo over these shots of his girlfriend Nereida Gallardo whose also on vacation with him.
And believe me, I get it. She’s tanned and sculpted and whatever else, but dude she has the mark of the slut on her lower. Maybe it’s ’cause I’m a chick, but the mark of the slut is even trashier than catching your girlfriend giving your best friend head.
Because whatever girl is rocking the tramp stamp is not only guaranteed to suck off your best bud, but also her boss, her mortgage broker, and yes, even her car mechanic. How do you think she manages to have a six-figure lifestyle with only a five-figure job?
Brooke Hogan’s cleft chin and fake tetas have finally made it to the pages of Maxim Magazine.
I’d say she’s moving up in the world, but you and I both know if she’d applied as a Hometown Hottie these photos would be at the bottom of a dumpster somewhere.
By the way, does anyone else think it was kind of a dick move to put dog tags around a girl whose brother destroyed the life of a member of the US Military?
Classy move, Maxim. What am I saying? This was probably Brooke’s way of “giving back” to the military community. SMH.
Photos like this one above turn my brain to cottage cheese. Whole milk, not that fat-free junk.
Does Denise Richards really think we’re going to look at this photo of her playing in the water and go, ‘Aw, maybe we have it all wrong. She’s not a bitch ex-wife, money hungry whore, or husband stealer. No, she’s just a girl and her two girls trying to make it in the world!’
Actually, I watched her show this past Sunday (I know, I know) in which she held interviews for a new personal assistant and wouldn’t you know it, one of the guys who applied was a friend of mine in college. I hope he gets the job. I need the inside scoop on this c^nt.
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Not since the days when Ali Larter sprayed whip cream all over her naked body in “Varsity Blues” have I found her attractive. She’s pretty, but not necessarily anything special.
All the same, these photos of her wearing a unique bikini cut the actress has definitely made a few bumps up the hot list.
In commemoration of her whip cream bikini days, below I’ve included the vid clip for you. Enjoy!
Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa spent their weekend working on their tans while vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
Judging by these photos of Vanessa in a bikini the L.A. Lakers’ basketball player is more of an ass man then one who longs for the softness of a bosom. Hers isn’t perfect, but I have nothing ill to say of her or her body.
Although looking these photos inspires me to keep hitting the gym some more. Don’t get me wrong, I have a pretty sweet ass as is, but I’d like it a little more toned. No worries, no ass enhancements shots for this chick. I like my ass 100 percent natural, thank you very much.
What do you think of Kobe’s wife… would you hit it?
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Katherine Heigl was recently photographed smoking one of her diet sticks wearing a colorful strapless bikini.
Sadly, she snuck away after seeing the mob of Heigl Haters comig after her with sporks and knives. That’s what she gets for not minding her damn manners. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, honey.
Her bikini body looks way better than the last couple of times. See here and here. Then again the darkness masks the horrific details. In truth she could be 10 percent body fat and I’d still hate on her.
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Orlando Bloom and his model girlfriend Miranda Kerr showed off their birthday suits while vacationing in Spain over the weekend.
Miranda’s nipple was partially exposed and captured on film by the prying eyes of the paparazzi’s lens despite her attempt to hide her nip behind a book. Also photographed, Orlando Bloom’s butt.
She’s a cute girl, but if I had to choose between the two my vagina would rather Orlando Bloom over this Victoria’s Secret model. Miranda lacks flavor, while Orlando has an exceptionally beautiful butt.
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