Rosario Dawson is currently in Italy, were she was photographed hosing herself down in a black bikini that perfectly flaunted her naturally breasts beautifully.

And if you and I are impressed, can you imagine what that little boy staring at her must be thinking?  If he wasn’t a breast man, he certainly is now!  Look at that big grin on his face!

And if any of you bastards dare and criticize her body, I dare you to send my your address and see what happens.  Go ahead — do it!  I dare you! Trash talk all you want, this women is beautiful… even if she’s got a little fluff in the gut.

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The truth is I’m not a fan of implants, neither of the testicular or breastacular kind.  Best to have the real thing, albeit small, then something big, cold, and hard.  That being said, implants can still look decent on some girls.

And by some girls, I mean those free of an eating disorder or undoubtedly an addiction to diet pills.  These things hanging from Audrina Patridge’s chest is NOT hot.  I may have been born with a vagina, but none of you can convince me otherwise.

Seriously, would you really want to tap that?  The way they protrude sideways while her ribcage shows… this ho is too self absorbed with looking “hot” to appreciate the finer things in life, like, say, a big, throbbing, juicy penis.

Me, on the other hand, my boobs are probably slightly smaller than hers, but they’re real and I won’t care if your juice gets in my hair… I’ll just keep on bobbing along!

Here’s Miley Cyrus spreading her maxi pad wings before an audience on ABC’s Good Morning America in New York City earlier this morning.

And just an FYI: Yesterday I was talking to a friend of mine whose friend’s little sister who is some sort of tween model, or whatever the eff, is a close friend of Miley’s and he says those girls are always hopped up on blow.

So, take it for what it’s worth.  Maybe it’s just a case of guilt by association, but seeing as how all the other Disney sluts turned out (I’m looking at you Lindsay and Britney) I wouldn’t be all too surprised.

Christina Milian Bikini Pictures of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

Sienna Miller Is Fun (Celebslam)

Diddy Does It Again (Bossip)

Friday’s Big Booty Battle (Lossip)

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Needs A Real Life Carl (Complex)

Marijuna Farm Found at Girl Scout Camp (Gone Hollywood)

Jennifer Garner Incubating Another Spawn (CelebNewsWire)

Rumer Willis And Her Cleavage Attend A Charity Event (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Gina Lisa Sextape (Totally Crap)

Gary Busey Is A Very Good Salesman (Holy Taco)

Carrie Underwood Sluts It Up On Stage (The Grumpiest)

I’m 100 percent honest when I say this woman has left me speechless.

K.D. Aubert, is absolute perfection.

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All signs point to yes! Well, maybe, it’s still unclear.  Either way, you can still stare the f^ck out of them.  At least you’ll always have that.

Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek and French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault have called off their engagement, their representative confirms to USA TODAY.

“We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be no further comment,” Hayek’s rep said in a statement.

Heart stricken we are.  As if!!  Have you seen this dude?  Every time I picture Salma licking his chode my vagina starts to cry!

PS - Best… Salma Hayek photos… EVER….!

Hayden Panettiere whores herself out for a lifetime supply of hooker shoes Candie’s, as seen in these photos taken for the Fall 2008 ad campaign.

Write Your Own Fantasy: As soon as the cameras turn off Hayden is going to take that microphone and _____________________.

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After having lost weight for her upcoming film “Jennifer’s Body,” “Transformers” director Michael Bay told actress Megan Fox she’d have to quit taking it up the ass and start swallowing it down her throat instead.

“I’d lost a lot of weight and I got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on a size for ‘Transformers’ because Michael [Bay] doesn’t like skinny girls,” she told Fox News.

And Fox isn’t messing around when it comes to packing on the pounds. “I eat red velvet cake before I go to bed every night,” she said. “If you eat meals later, you’ll put on weight faster, so I had dinner at 10pm.”

Is this supposed to be a “heavy” Megan Fox? Yet another reason for her to have broken up with Brian Austin Green. Clearly he wasn’t doing his part to make her a star.  If she was my woman she’d be overweight from all the sticky protein shakes I’d be unloading in her mouth. Extra salty.

Below photos of Fox on the set of “Jennifer’s Body” two months ago.

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Mischa Barton wearing a demin jacket while topless in the August issue of Nylon Magazine.

Which one of you stoners wants to suck on those mounds of hers?  When you think of all the marijuana this hippie smokes, you know you’re bound to get blazed out of your mind just by giving those things a good tonguing!

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Excuse my momentary lack of judgment, but is Lindsay Lohan looking good enough to eat, or what?!  (With the exception, of course, of that ridiculously stupid hat on her head.)

The actress seems to have a lost a few pounds in recent weeks and showed off her slimmer figure in a colorful thigh high dress while at Sephora’s Ten Years Of Gorgeous celebration in New York City last night.

On the down side, now that filming has wrapped up on “Labor Pains,” the rug muncher has gone back to her fake tanning ways, resulting in uneven skin color all over her body.  Whatever.  I’d still hit it!

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