Maxim Magazine has released the 2008 “Hot 100,” of which I’m pretty certain was compiled by one of Pete Doherty’s crackpipe kittens.

Here’s the top 10:

1. Marisa Miller
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Biel
4. Eva Longoria
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
6. Elisha Cuthbert
7. Eva Mendes
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Ashley Tisdale

WTF is up with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Lindsay Lohan, and Ashley Tisdale?! For realz. My vagina wouldn’t kiss their lips unless money was involved. Big money.

Did I mention that both Britney Spears (#19), Avril Lavigne (#24), and Kat Von D (#62) beat out Mila Kunis (#81) and Olivia Munn (#99)?!?!?!?!?

Do you hear that? It’s my vagina crying its eyes out.

Check out the Marisa Miller gallery here.

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Recently engaged monotone actress Scarlett Johansson is featured in the upcoming June issue of Paste Magazine. (Fabulous mag, btw.)

In it she talks about her “five dads” (Woody Allen, Bill Murray, Tom Waits, Barack Obama and Bob Dylan) who have influenced her along the way.

Honestly I wasn’t really paying attention to the article because I was too busy ogling Ryan Reynolds‘ six in the upcoming issue of Men’s Health Magazine.

“I attribute my results mostly to nutrition,” he said, adding that he eats every two to three hours to burn more fat. His trainer Bobby Strom explained: “Your body doesn’t need to store fat for energy if you’re feeding it all the time.”

He only has 3 percent body fat. Can you effing believe that? That man is God.

Paste, SplashNews

Recently engaged actress Scarlett Johansson showed off her engagement ring yesterday at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala, Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy, in New York City.

It may not be the biggest rock, but at least it’s not recycled!

For those who are lost, it was announced yesterday that ScarJo, 23, and actor Ryan Reynolds, 31, are engaged.

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Gisele Bundchen

Scarlett Johansson

Eva Mendes

Ivanka Trump

Beyonce

Eva Longoria Parker

Fergie

Hilary Duff

Blake Lively

Victoria Beckham

Christina Ricci

Jennifer Lopez

Mischa Barton

Emmy Rossum

Naomi Watts

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This is absolutely sickening.

After dating for more than a year, Scarlett Johansson is set to marry her boyfriend Ryan Reynolds, People has learned exclusively.

“They’re both thrilled,” Johansson’s rep Marcel Pariseau tells People.

The Nanny Diaries star is expected to show off her sparkler at Monday night’s Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. Sources say Johansson is eager to “show off her rock” with her Dolce & Gabbana gown.

Whatever, Scarlett is just a money grubbing whore. I actually met ScarJo once. I offered to give her a pearl necklace but the c^nt turned me down. Apparently pearl necklaces aren’t good enough for her, homegirl only wants diamonds.

I wonder if she gave him a used condom as I’d anticipated.

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Check out the new (boring) music video for Scarlett Johansson’s first single “Falling Down” off her upcoming studio album, Anywhere I Lay My Head.

The 23-year-old actress turned songstress covered 10 Tom Wait songs for the album, and managed to squeeze in one of her original tracks, too.

As big a rock fan as I am, I still haven’t sunk my teeth into Tom Waits. His collection is so vast, I don’t even know where to start!

Personally, I don’t think ScarJo’s cover is all that bad. But then again I think I’m paying more attention to the music, versus the vocals. Whatever, I’m going to get back to my Radiohead now. (One more month before I finally see them live!)

Your thoughts on the single?

Actor Hugh Jackman, who has starred alongside Scarlett Johansson in several films, told Entertainment Tonight that he approves of her dating Ryan Reynolds and gave them his blessing.

“Ryan Reynolds is one of the funniest guys I’ve ever met. And we had a really good chat about his girlfriend, because I’m very fond of Scarlett.

“Both my wife Deborra-Lee Furness and I are very proprietary about Scarlett, but Ryan gets a big thumbs up from me! I’m giving my blessing - Ryan is phenomenal.”

ScarJo isn’t getting any blessings from me, I can tell you that much.

What she can get from me, however, is an invitation to a FFMM fourway with Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman.

A girl can dream, can’t she?

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Here are some photos of Scarlett Johansson dressed as nurse for the 2009 flick “The Spirit”, an action flick where she plays a character named Silken Floss. Huh. Interesting name.

I looked it up on IMDB and it strikes me as rather interesting. The film co-stars beauties Eva Mendes, Paz Vega, and Jamie King. Sadly, there’s no mention of a lesbian foursome.

Samuel L. Jackson also co-stars.

Check out these promo shots of Scarlett Johansson from her upcoming studio album, Anywhere I Lay My Head.

The 23-year-old actress turned songstress covered 10 Tom Wait songs for the album, and managed to squeeze in one of her original tracks, too.

I still don’t know how I feel about this. Tom Waits fans go ga-ga for that man, and I really don’t know that they will accept ScarJo’s cover songs all that well.

Still, I’d much rather it be Scarlett than someone really awkward and ill-fitting like Lindsay Lohan.

Do you think of Scarlett’s new venture?

I know I said Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman are the ultimate lesbian fantasy, but I might just have to amend that statement.

Word in the gossip world is Jessica Biel, who’s maintained hush hush about her relationship with Justin Timberlake, recently sought help from his ex-girlfriend Scarlett Johansson. About what?

The story via OK! Magazine:

“Jessica is adamant that she and Justin are happy and there are no problems,” a pal of Jessica tells OK!. “But she wanted to get a female perspective on the best way to handle all the rumors about him with other girls.”

So what did Scarlett, who’s been quietly dating Ryan Reynolds, tell Jessica? Ignore the tabloids and focus on the relationship!

“Jessica was pretty open to Scarlett’s opinion and appreciated her honesty,” the pal confirms. “She had an idea that when she got back from filming [Easy Virtue] she should teach Scarlett to golf so they could double-date with Justin and Ryan.”

I have some advice for Jessica… lose Justin! Between Biel’s ass and Scarlett’s rack, that pair would surely be a match made in carpet muncher heaven!

The idea of Jessica motorboating Scarlett’s tits is enough to make a girl’s panties all moist with excitement!

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