Call me crazy, but I have yet to listen to any of Rihanna’s songs. I know. I’m sorry. I’m a bastard. Not even “Umbrella.” My rock ‘n’ roll roots can make me very short-sighted at times.
My vagina, on the other hand, hasn’t let my having zero knowledge of Rihanna’s music affect what I think of her, physically speaking. An undeniably beautiful face, with nice big pouty lips meant for sucking face (or d*ck), and a cute booty seemingly steroid free. Exactly what isn’t there to love about Rihanna?
Here she is with her hush hush lover Chris Brown while on vacation in Barbados this week.
A face so beautiful she can pull off any look. Dark lipstick, Barbie-pink lipstick. All of it and everything in between. I can think of somewhere I’d like for her to leave her lipstick marks, and it’s not my mouth.
Here is the beautiful Rihanna in the Sept. issue of Essence Magazine.
It’s like being in elementary school all over again. Sitting there in front of the TV late at night, watching the Playboy channel, all the while trying to decipher whether or not I just saw a nipple.
Here is Rihanna showing off her curves and nipples in a tight dress with see-through top while partying it up in NYC with Chris Brown yesterday.
Rihanna showed up at the 19th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto with no bra and her nipple ring clearly shining for all the world to see.
Nipple rings always scared the crap out of me. It’s true it heightens your nipple’s sensitivity, but what if that shit goes wrong? No way I’m putting my nipple at risk of becoming THIS!
In Style Magazine might be a women’s fashion mag, but they still know how to cater to us hot-blooded horn dogs.
Earlier I posted photos of Mila Kunisin a bikini as photographed for In Style, and now they’ve gone and captured pop sensation Rihanna parading around a white sandy beach in a turquoise and gold bikini.
I know we’re supposed to be focusing on the garments, but I’d rather use these photos to conjure up images of her gargling. Can you guess what? (Hint: It’s white and salty and absolutely delicious.)
UPDATE: Apparently these photos are old. Boo. Either way, who can resist Rihanna in a bikini? That’s what I thought. Now tuck that thing away before I start craving a salty midnight treat!
Singer Rihannacontinued her good efforts on Friday with a performance at San Francisco’s Ruby Sky for Variety Children’s Charity of Northern California as sponsored by The Believe Foundation, Island Def Jam and Escada.
Following her performance, the “Umbrella” songstress sat down for a Meet & Greet with fans from Variety Children’s Charity.
Not only does she give back to the community, but she always does so with smile and style. Gotta love her.
Photos of her performance after the jump! Continue »