Singer Rihanna shopping on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood, California earlier this week.

I don’t care if those boots cost enough to pay off my entire student loan money, those things are riGoddamndiculously fugly.

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Call me crazy, but I have yet to listen to any of Rihanna’s songs.  I know. I’m sorry. I’m a bastard.  Not even “Umbrella.”  My rock ‘n’ roll roots can make me very short-sighted at times.

My vagina, on the other hand, hasn’t let my having zero knowledge of Rihanna’s music affect what I think of her, physically speaking.  An undeniably beautiful face, with nice big pouty lips meant for sucking face (or d*ck), and a cute booty seemingly steroid free.  Exactly what isn’t there to love about Rihanna?

Here she is with her hush hush lover Chris Brown while on vacation in Barbados this week.

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A face so beautiful she can pull off any look.  Dark lipstick, Barbie-pink lipstick.  All of it and everything in between.  I can think of somewhere I’d like for her to leave her lipstick marks, and it’s not my mouth.

Here is the beautiful Rihanna in the Sept. issue of Essence Magazine.

Check out her gallery here.

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It’s like being in elementary school all over again.  Sitting there in front of the TV late at night, watching the Playboy channel, all the while trying to decipher whether or not I just saw a nipple.

Here is Rihanna showing off her curves and nipples in a tight dress with see-through top while partying it up in NYC with Chris Brown yesterday.

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Rihanna channeled her inner ’80s Barbie and wore this colorful disaster during her performance n NBC’s Today Show in New York City earlier today.

The worst part is that dress probably costs over $500.  I could have picked that kitschy crap up at at the Good Will for $9.95.

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Rihanna showed up at the 19th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto with no bra and her nipple ring clearly shining for all the world to see.

Nipple rings always scared the crap out of me.  It’s true it heightens your nipple’s sensitivity, but what if that shit goes wrong?  No way I’m putting my nipple at risk of becoming THIS!

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Here are some shots of Rihanna from the latest issue of Elle Magazine.

Aw. Why does she look so sad?

Someone whip it out so she can suck on it. Fellatio is said to be good for female depression.

Check out the Rihanna gallery here.

In Style Magazine might be a women’s fashion mag, but they still know how to cater to us hot-blooded horn dogs.

Earlier I posted photos of Mila Kunis in a bikini as photographed for In Style, and now they’ve gone and captured pop sensation Rihanna parading around a white sandy beach in a turquoise and gold bikini.

I know we’re supposed to be focusing on the garments, but I’d rather use these photos to conjure up images of her gargling. Can you guess what? (Hint: It’s white and salty and absolutely delicious.)

UPDATE: Apparently these photos are old.  Boo.  Either way, who can resist Rihanna in a bikini?  That’s what I thought.  Now tuck that thing away before I start craving a salty midnight treat!

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Cameron Diaz

Amber Valleta

Rihanna

Jessica Alba

Ashlee Simpson

Miley Cyrus

Hayden Panettiere

America Ferrera

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Singer Rihanna continued her good efforts on Friday with a performance at San Francisco’s Ruby Sky for Variety Children’s Charity of Northern California as sponsored by The Believe Foundation, Island Def Jam and Escada.

Following her performance, the “Umbrella” songstress sat down for a Meet & Greet with fans from Variety Children’s Charity.

Not only does she give back to the community, but she always does so with smile and style. Gotta love her.

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