I understand that nipples come in all shapes and sizes, and we should love women’s bodies as they come, but let’s just face it. Some of them are pretty ugly.

I mean, have you seen Shauna Sand’s?  Those things need braces!  (See NSFW here.)  Aside from hers, I think the worst are the silver dollar ones that are the same pigment as the boob and so it just sorta blends in. Blech.

Or any kind of puffy nipple. No matter just how puffy. Can’t say I’m a fan of marshmellows.

Anyhoo, here’s Mischa being classy getting into a cab at the Fashion For Relief at the Natural History Museum in London, England yesterday.

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Mischa Barton pulled another one of her fabulous fashionista ideas out of her magic bag and wore a knit bathing suit to a Malibu beach earlier this week.

Let me guess, she was stoned when she made her decision?  Either that or she just has really horrid fashion sense.  (Actually, I think it’s the latter.  See what I mean here, here, here, and here.)

What do you think?

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Mischa Barton wearing a demin jacket while topless in the August issue of Nylon Magazine.

Which one of you stoners wants to suck on those mounds of hers?  When you think of all the marijuana this hippie smokes, you know you’re bound to get blazed out of your mind just by giving those things a good tonguing!

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See this girl right here?  The one with no taste in fashion?  Yeah, she’s designing her own handbags.

Scheduled to hit the market in the UK July 2, the vintage-inspired handbags will be made from snakeskin, leather, fabric, and will be adorned with a flower logo designed by the 22-year-old actress.

Screw designing handbags, Mischa Barton needs to design what she knows best: pipes and bongs!  Let’s face it, fashion isn’t something this girl knows anything about.  But marijuana paraphernalia, that’s right up her stoner snatch.

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Mischa Barton and her rep say her cottage cheese thighs really aren’t that lumpy.

“Those photos are doctored,” Barton’s rep, Lisa Perkins, tells us. “I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old.”

“Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There’s a lot you can do with Photoshopping.”

Actually, she did have some extra cheese in those photos, too. Although not as apparent as the ones of her in Australia.

Sigh. I’ll agree with Mischa. I wouldn’t put it past the paparazzi to Photoshop that junk.

Do you think it’s Photoshop or just the body of a stoner?

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Mischa Barton became pissed after topless photographs of her in Sydney made their way onto the Internet yesterday.

The details via Digital Spy:

She told the Sydney Morning Herald: “We went out from Hamilton to a tiny island to relax in the sun and all of a sudden Jamie Fawcett jumped out of a bush with a massive camera lens and took photos of me.

“He’d followed us in a boat! He’s a ridiculous human being. I’ve never abhorred anyone more. I was so angry I went up to him and said how disappointed I was with his behaviour.

“He apologised but he was very insincere.”

Let’s be real here.  Mischa is just upset that her cottage cheese-filled junk was broadcast to the world.  It’s not as if we haven’t see her tits before.  She’s lucky she wasn’t caught packing a bowl.

Do you think Mischa has reason to be upset?

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Fishing for attention much?

Here’s Mischa Barton shopping in Sydney, Australia earlier this week. The noticeably thicker starlet was seen munching on McDonalds french fries and sucking on lollipops.

The only holes I want to see on Mischa are her c^nt and her asshole. There, I said it. I want to lick Mischa’s asshole.

Actress Mischa Barton attended the Diesel Ginza Flagship Store Opening Party in Tokyo, Japan today wearing this hot blueberry mess of a dress.

Much like Jessica Simpson’s face, Mischa looks like a Smurf bukaked all over her too.

Seriously, what the hell is this contraption she’s wearing?

Having avoided jail time for her DUI arrest last December, O.C. actress Mischa Barton celebrated by putting on her bikini and taking to the beach.

And before you haters start trashing her body, I thought I’d step in and give my two cents. I’m amazed at how much we hate on chicks who run and get plastic surgery, but then we knock them when they have the confidence to strut their unaltered body. There, I said my part.

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