Someone please explain to me, how the f^ck are these two bitches style icons?!

They look like they just did the Walk of Shame following a night packed with sweaty balls rubbed in their faces. face

Here are fugerrific fashion icons Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala “Superheroes: Fashion And Fantasy” in New York City yesterday.

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Actress Mary-Kate Olsen was in attendance yesterday evening at The New Yorkers For Children Celebrates “New Year’s in April: A Fool’s Fˆt at The Mandarin Oriental in New York City.

Whomever says this troll is a fashion icon ought to be mercilessly beat up by a pack of midgets with 12″ dildos.  They can’t hit as hard, on account of the shorter arms, but I could totally die happy after witnessing such impromptu comedy.

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PageSix reports the police wish to speak with Mary-Kate Olsen about her involvement in Heath Ledger’s death.

Mary-Kate, who is rumored to have been dating Heath Ledger at the time of his death, had received three phone calls from the masseuse who discovered Ledger’s body prior to her calling 911. It is believe the masseuse called MK because she did not want to cause a scene.

But according to TMZ, such reports are false and that high-up sources at the NYPD told them exclusively that there was “absolutely no plan” to interview Mary-Kate. Instead, their source said the investigation was pretty “buttoned up” and that they are waiting on the toxicology report to determine cause of death.

Interestingly enough, the masseuse was not a licensed massage therapists, which is a felony and is punishable by up to four years in prison.

C’mon, we all know what a masseuse without a license really means. It’s a shame… he never got his happy ending before he passed. Hopefully he left with a smile on his face anyway.

This is best story I’ve read so far this morning! Animal-loving extremists at PETA have set their target on the Olsen twins, nicknamed “The Trollsen Twins” after the sisters have “ignored pleas to stop wearing fur and using it in their fashion collection.”

Via Page Six:

The group is unveiling a campaign against the “fur fiends” - Mary-Kate (“Hairy Kate,” above) and Ashley (”Trashley“) - with a tag line: “Fur Is Worn by Beautiful Animals and Ugly People.” The Trollsen Twins poster will be unveiled today at their Walk of Fame star in LA.

Ahaha! SMH. Mainly I just love their nicknames. I can just see a member of PETA throwing paint on them while they’re wearing fur and those girls just going ape crazy and clawing the member’s eyes out.

Personally I don’t understand why everyone hates these girls. I mean, they’re boring, but that’s about it. Why would anyone want to talk about boring people, famous or not?

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Mary Kate Olsen was hospitalized yesterday with a kidney infection and should be released within a few days.

I’m no anorexia expert, but I’m sure this is side effect of her having abused of her body for so long. Time to put down the vodka and pick up the cranberry.

Here’s MK in the Jan. 2008 issue of Nylon magazine.

On people’s perception of her: “I wear weird things sometimes. I like to drink coffee. Neither of these things have anything to do with who I am. I am a bit kooky, I am a bit wacky, and that’s how my friends know me: It’s a happy craziness and they connect with that person and respect me for it.”

MK on being an art collector: “I’m always look at different artists and photographers: Collection art is one of my passions. Right now I’m looking at….or people that I collect and am really inspired by are Racki and Thomas Rolf: they’re provocative and beautiful. Helmut Newton’s women are beautiful. Warhol.”

MK on MK: “I’m a person that has high highs and low lows. You know, I am always growing emotionally and I’m very aware of everything that I go through and that I experience personally. I’m always learning something about myself, whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing, that I need to work on. A lot of things make me sad. Sometimes it’s almost easier to be sad. But you end up finding a balance and I think that as I get older I am learning what I can do for myself to make me happy.”

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It’s clear to everyone just how crazy Britney Spears is, not to mention what a fashion icon basket-case Mary-Kate is, but Fergie still has time to recover from those godawful purple pants. Or so I thought until this mess was documented. Beech has gone and copied the crazies! WTF was she thinking?

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