Some photo and video footage has surfaced of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson holding hands on the set of “Labor Pains” earlier during the week.

Some would say this proves that Lindsay and Sam really are a lesbian couple, and then there are people like some of my girlfriends who think eating out a chick’s vagina doesn’t make them a lesbian.  Go figure.

What do you think, is this footage proof of a romantic relationship?

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More Lohan drama!  Daddy Lohan has confessed to OK! Magazine that he has a secretly love child with a woman he had a fling with while separated from Dina Lohan 13 years ago.

In a statement to OK!, Michael says, “Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”

In fact, OK! has seen letters Michael wrote to the girl’s mother where he says that his secret daughter “is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not.”

He also sent his daughter a photograph of himself while he was still in Collins Correctional Facility which he signed “Love Daddy.”

Wow, why isn’t my dad as cool as Michael.  Not paying child support but addressing me with terms of endearment from jail.

Considering all the turmoil her dad has already put her through, I doubt this is much of a revelation to Lindsay.  Ali Lohan, on the other hand, is going to flip.  She’s capable of shooting her if it means this bastard child dares try and steal the spotlight.

Below, photos of Linds and her cankles on set.

Lindsay Lohan’s alive and well, reports The New York Post.  The bad girl gone good is said to be “a total pro” now that she’s not busy getting high and banging dudes in club bathrooms til 5 a.m.

“She’s showing up early for call time [on her new flick, 'Labor Pains'], she knows her lines and her co-workers actually like her,” said one friend. “She’s a total pro now.” The reason, the friend adds, is because Lohan’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, “has a calming effect on her.”

Yeah, I know what effect she’s talking about.  Once I cum it’s totally just lights out.  Spark a joint, order some pizza and just chill.

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Lindsay Lohan channels her inner Long Island skank in the July ‘08 issue of Arena Magazine.

Write Your Own Fantasy: That yellow stuff all over her eyes is most likely ________________.

Wearing her signature leggings, Lindsay Lohan walked around flashing her stomach while puffing on a ciggy on the set of “Labor Pains” earlier this week.

I’m not calling Lindsay fat, I’m just saying I’m unimpressed.  When I look at women like Angelina Jolie and Salma Hayek (post baby) I think to myself, ‘God I wish I could look like them!’  And while it may be true that Lindsay is skinny, she’s not toned or shapely or attractive.  She’s just sort of there.

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One of the producers for Lindsay Lohan’s straight to DVD movie “Labor Pains” has praised the actress whose said to be coming to work early and well prepared.  Bo-ring!

“We were a little bit reluctant to work with her,” People mag quoted Lati Grobman, one of the producers, as saying. “But she’s been amazing,” she added.

“She’s so natural at what she does. I’ve never seen one take where she’s off,” Grobman said. “The difference between her and the other girls that are naughty in the business is that she’s actually talented. It’s not [like] Paris Hilton and the rest of them. We took the chance. It’s good that we did. So far, so good,” she stated.

What happened to celebrity gossip and scandal?!  This crap isn’t entertaining!  I miss the good ol’ days when Paris was flashing her loose vagine, Britney was one step away from the looney bin, and Lindsay Lohan was crashing cars.

Seriously, this skank is sooooo damn pale!  I kinda miss the days when she looked like she put on her blush in the dark while sucking some dude’s want.  See here, here, and here.

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Lindsay Lohan was photographed making out on set of her movie “Labor Pains” in Los Angeles earlier this week.

Poor girl.  It must be hard for her to transition from kissing girlfriend Samantha Ronson to some dude in Dockers for a paycheck. She doesn’t look too happy to be kissing something born with a penis.

She probably dug her tongue inside Sam’s vag the minute she got home to get wash away the memory of swapping DNA with someone who wasn’t born with XX chromosomes.

Part of the perks as an actor is hooking up with hot chicks, but hooking up with Lindsay isn’t exactly something to get a boner over. You know he’s got herpes now.  I wonder if her mouth tastes like vag residue when he kissed her?

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The day you’ve all be waiting for is finally here!  Entertainment Online has announced the release date for Lindsay Lohan’s legging line.

The pale-as-shit sometimes actress named the new line “6126″ after Marilyn Monroe’s birthdate.  And here I was thinking that was the number of dudes that had bukaked all over her chest. Silly me!

The line has been picked up by L.A. boutique Fred Segal, as well as online retailer www.revolveclothing.com and will begin shipping around August 30.

The collection includes “footless tights,” an “ankle glove,” and a secret built-in pocket for you to keep your Shout Wipes.  You’ll never have to spend another drunken night walking around the club with cum stains on your clothes again!

Alright, that last part isn’t real.  But it should be.  I’d buy them just for that.  Actually, I wouldn’t.  There’s just something about walking around with the smell of your man’s DNA that makes a girl feel sexy on the inside.

See Lindsay’s legging line publicity shot here.

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As soon as I read the words “Lindsay Lohan” and “swap” I was pretty sure the photos were going to be of her and Samantha Ronson scissoring each other and swapping vaginal fluid, but alas that is not the case.

These photos were taken for the Visa Swap UK 2008 Campaign.  (Whatever that means.)  Seeing Lindsay’s cleavage used to make my nipples hard, but now I imagine Sam slapping them with her strap-on and my nipples promptly retract into my chest and start crying.

Bobby Brown’s son tapped Lindsay Lohan’s ass and he wants everyone to know about it.  But then again, who hasn’t tapped that ass?!  I can’t wait for White Oprah to hear about this one.  Screw taking a shot, homegirl is going to inject the vodka into her veins!

Via The Sun UK:

He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close.

“She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together.

“I think she knew who I was when she first saw me.

“We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

Unsurprisingly things didn’t work out, although Brandon says: “I’m actually trying to get back in touch with her – really soon.”

Bathroom sex is the best!  The first time I ever had sex in a public bathroom was during a Tool concert held at the Tallahassee-leon County Civic Center in Tallahassee when I studied at FSU.  The guy I did it with was a total tool (no pun intended), but the orgasm was great.

Back to Lohan.  We’ve already determined this never really happened, right?  C’mon, “I think she knew who I was when she first saw me? Let me ask you guys, would you know Brandon Brown if you saw him?

Photos of him* below.

*I have no idea if this is really him.  Wikipedia says his name is Landon, but The Sun says his name is Brandon.  Either way, here are some photos of some ripped dude who may or may not be Bobby Brown’s son.