Things just keep getting worse and worse. Following in the footprints of that whore Paris Hilton, amateur porn star Kim Kardashian said she’d be all for trying her hand at singing.

“I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.

“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.

“There’s nothing in the works now,” she said, regarding possible music projects.

You love music? There’s a shocker. I love sucking dick, but you don’t see me giving the porn industry a go. The only type of noise I want to hear coming out of Kim’s mouth is gargling. And I don’t mean mouthwash.

Below, photos of her attending the 2-anniversary party for L.A. publication 944 in Hollywood yesterday.

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Oh, dear. Here is a clip from Kim Kardashian’s performance as a Pussycat Doll in Las Vegas earlier last month.

If this is any indication of her dancing skills soon to be seen on Dancing with the Stars then girl you can bet her ass is going home after the first night.

Her performance is flat and void of sexiness. It’s like a wounded animal right before it kicks the bucket.

I’ve added some photos from her DWTS rehearsals below.

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Kim Kardashian may say that the paparazzi’s desire to see her b-u-t-t is “offensive,” but I’m starting to think it’s more about her insecurity then anything else.  Of getting in shape for and during Dancing with the Stars, the curvaceous brunette recently confessed,

“I’m hoping that it’ll firm it up and shape it up,” she said during a launch party for the Pink Blackberry Curve at L.A. boutique Intermix. “Everyone is asking if I’m worried it’s going to go away. No, it’s going to tone it up. I can use that.”

At least she’s not one of these reality sluts (ahem, Paris Hilton, ahem) who thinks she’s perfect and tries even harder to convince us of that.  Kim’s rather sincere when discussing her posterior. (Remember the cellulite episode?)

Now if only she came clean as to her weight gain over the past year.  Let’s just say it’s because of something of Reggie’s that starts with the letter “c” and ends with “um.”

Here’s Kim and her soon-to-be-gone thunder thighs out to lunch with her DWTS partner Mark Ballas earlier this week.

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“Disaster Movie” actress Kim Kardashian, Carmen Electra and Vanessa Minnillo are busy promoting the flick, as seen here during a taping of the all-girl crew at Fuse’s “Boys of Summer” in New York City yesterday.

How can three seemingly sexy ladies be so unappealing?  Kim isn’t so bad, but Carmen is really starting to lose her face. Literally.  I don’t if that called aging or what, but she isn’t holding up quite as well as I’d anticipated. And Vanessa… Ugh.

Vanessa strikes me as the type of girl who pretends she likes swallowing, but then you marry her and suddenly she doesn’t even like giving a guy head. Thanks, but no thanks!

Earlier this morning TMZ reported that Kim Kardashian was rushed to the emergency late last night after having sliced her foot at her hotel room.

In related news, start thinking of how you’re going to explain to your kids who Kim Kardashian is and why she is famous, because this amateur sex star has been cast in the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars.

No word yet if the foot injury will affect her participation on the show.

A source so accurately described the scene to TMZ saying, there was “so much blood, it looked like a murder scene.” Meanwhile, Kim has posted photos of the actual sliced foot and scene, and let me tell you, it’s not much to write home about.

It’s such an insignificant injury when you consider she was rushed to the hospital.  And based on the precise observation of whomever the source was, I assume this person must convulse in terror when she sees blood coming out her vajajay every a month.

Leaked footage of Kim practicing for DWTS here!

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According to a leaked cast list for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars, Kim Kardashian’s derrière will be making it onto the dance floor after all.

The entire list of dancers is as follows:

Kim Kardashian
Lance Bass
Toni Braxton
Brooke Burke
Maurice Greene
Cody Linley
Susan Lucci
Warren Sapp
Misty May-Treanor
Ted McGinley
Mark McGrath
Cloris Leachman
Jeff Ross

Let’s hope her partner doesn’t have to lift her over his head in some fancy dance move. It just might be the death of him.

Below, Kim at Coco DeVille Nightclub in West Hollywood for Brody Jenner’s 25th birthday earlier this week.

UPDATE! Leaked video footage of Kim practicing for DWTS after the jump!

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Kim Kardashian recently did a photo shoot Radar Magazine where she remade some classic Calvin Klein jean ads originally modeled by Brooke Shields in the ’70s and ’80s.

Spanx is one thing, but denim?  Sorry, Kim. Not the best look. Still, at least this broad has an ass. Brooke Shields’ looks nearly invisible in comparison!

Who looks better in the ads according to you, Brooke Shields or Kim Kardashian? Discuss!

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Kim Kardashian channeled her inner drag queen this weekend when she performed with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub fully decked with more eye makeup and false lashes then RuPaul and Dennis Rodman have ever worn combined.

Despite her recently telling the world she was tired of the paparazzi telling her to show them her ass on account of it being “offensive,” the 27-year-old amateur porn star decided shaking her ass and titties on a stage in a room full of people was the most effective (and least offensive manner) in which to be taken seriously as an actress and model.

Good job, Kim! Next up… Oscar gold!

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After more than a year and a half of whoring out her ass cheeks for cash and attention, Kim Kardashian has announced she gets offended when the paparazzi tells her to turn around and show them her ass.

“I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt,” she tells Radar magazine. “I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’ — it gets a little offensive.”

C’mon, Kimmy, I understand the whole wanting to lose weight aspect, but you have no right blasting the paps for asking you to turn around.  In retrospect you may not have liked the way you handled things (read “sold your ass for cash”), but it’s probably best that you keep that to yourself.  Don’t bite the hand that feeds!

You can ogle her moneymaker here.

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I never gave Adrienne Bailon much attention in the past, but recently the Puerto Rican-Ecuadorian singer has caught my attention.

The 24-year-old does not only exude class, but her body is devine. Shapely and sexy, and with a sexy booty that I’d like to think is steroid free. Butt then again, she is part of the Kardashian clan now, so who knows what’s rubbed off on her besides little brother Rob Kardashian’s DNA tadpoles.

Here are Adrienne Bailon and Kim Kardashian at the Disney Channel’s “The Cheetah Girls: One World” premiere at El Capitan in Hollywood, California yesteday.

What do you say, which one?

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