Topic: Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale Is Really Really Horny

TMZ was filming Kate Beckinsale walking down the street with her husband and daughter when suddently the British actress pulled down her top to show her daughter her boob, before then rubbing her husband’s package in public.

The more I learn of Kate Beckinsale, the more I want to find out what she tastes like.

And believe me, I know where she’s coming from.  Sometimes a woman just needs a c()ck inside her.  The difference between her and I is that when I rub a dudes package it normally ends with me giving him a handjob under the table.

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Kate Beckinsale & Her Fat Ass Are Sick in the Head

Kate Beckinsale needs to check herself into a hospital.  According to The Daily Mail Kate requested a body double to shoot a shower scene that showed her ass and thighs because she thinks she’s a fat ass. Especially in the ass department.

“The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it.”

A source said of Kate’s sick mind, “Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body.”

She’s certifiably delusional.  Body dysmorphia on ugly people makes sense.  But it’s a damn shame when it happens to a woman as smokin’ as Kate.  I’d totally kill to have that ass.  It’s nice and round, but most importanly it’s perky!

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Kate Beckinsale: “I’m too good at sex to cook”

Kate Beckinsale for Esquire Magazine

Kate Beckinsale thinks very highly of herself.  First there was that comment a few months back were she said her best feature is her “twat” and now she’s talking about her quality love-making skills.

“I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in.

“I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

How about a woman who can cook and is great in the sack (i.e., me!)? Yes, I, like Kate, think very highly of myself.

Actually, I’m okay at sex, but if there’s one thing I’m good at is how to suck a good c()ck.  I like to start off at the base and work my way up to the tip while playing with the dude’s taint and balls with my other hand.  It’s always nice to throw in a some spit and a little slapping of my face with his dick.  Oh and the gagging, you gotta love the gagging.  What can I say, c()cks are just sooo delicious.

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A Flawless Kate Beckinsale At Glamour Awards

The always graceful, ever classic Kate Beckinsale at the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards held in London, England earlier today.

When it comes to Kate, it’s impossible to trash her.

What’s New Pussycat?

It’s been a while since we’ve heard of Kate Beckinsale since promotion for her drama flick “Snow Angels” has been completed.

There’s not much that can be said of these photos of Kate and her family enjoying the day at Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s beach party in Malibu.

With all these Hollyweird skanks out there, it’s always refreshing to see a lady.

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Hot Snatch of the Week: Kate Beckinsale

Hot Snatch of the Week: Kate Beckinsale

For your viewing pleasure: 34-year-old British actress, Kate Beckinsale.

Because this MILF isn’t afraid to talk about her twat, yet she always retains her class and exudes elegance.

Kate, we love you.

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More Vagina Talk Courtesy of Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale at STK restaurant to enjoy a dinner date with her husband March 21

Kate Beckinsale is talking about vaginas again, this time to the people over at Moviephone:

You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team?

“I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.”

This woman is officially my biggest crush — ever.  Kate manages to be witty and smart and sexy without ever acting acting arrogant or full of herself.  Not to mention she’s got a cute little ass too.

Here’s Kate heading out to dinner at STK restaurant with her husband last night.

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Kate Beckinsale Talks Orgasms, Rather Eat a Vagina

Actress Kate Beckinsale visits the “Late Show with David Letterman” at Ed Sullivan Theatre on March 13, 2008 in New York City.

Actress Kate Beckinsale, seen here outside the “Late Show with David Letterman” theatre in New York City yesterday, revealed plenty of interesting tidbits during her most recent interview with Mean Magazine.

On the inspiration for high heels:
“Apparently, during orgasm, a woman’s feet move like this [makes tiptoe gesture], and that’s the reason they invented high heels. So next time you’re having an orgasm, pay attention to your feet and you’ll see.”

On the responsibilities of being a mother:
“Babies show up as themselves. I really do believe you can f*** a person up terribly by being a bad parent, but they arrive kind of 80 percent baked, and that 20 percent is crucial, but they do show up with personality.”

On the appeal of raw food:
“I can’t do raw. I can’t do sushi, even. Anything that has that vaginal quality to it. I’d rather an actual vagina than that, honestly.”

Kate always has something interesting to say. First she says her best feature is her “twat” and now she talks about orgasms and vaginal quality. I think I’m in love.

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More of Kate Beckinsale in Mean Magazine

Actress Kate Beckinsale channels her inner Anna Karina from Serge Gainsbourg’s 1967 classic film, “Rollergirl” in the latest issue of Mean Magazine

Here are the rest of the shots of Kate Beckinsale in the latest issue of Mean Magazine. One of the things I find so appealing about Kate is how she manages to be sexy without coming off as slutty. Between these shots, and her perky nipples in Esquire, Kate manages to turn up the heat without taking off her clothes.

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Kate Beckinsale Blocks Her Pharaoh’s Tomb

Kate Beckinsale in Mean Magazine

In the latest issue of Mean Magazine, actress Kate Beckinsale channels her inner Anna Karina from Serge Gainsbourg’s 1967 classic film, “Rollergirl”.

Or so I read. I haven’t watched the film, nor do I care. All I know is Kate was a mere inches away from showing us her Pharaoh’s Tomb.

And in case you’re wondering what I mean by “Pharaoh’s Tomb” I mean her vagina. That’s what Kate Beckinsale calls her vagina, at least when she’s not calling it her twat.

SMH. There’s just something about a woman calling her vajayjay her “twat” that just gets my juices going.

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