Singer Joss Stone will be playing a lesbian in her first major film role. The 20-year-old English beauty promised fans a “long, lingering French kiss” with a woman.

Joss said yesterday: “There are things that are going to really push the boundaries — and that excites me.”

Pushing the boundaries isn’t what excites you — it’s the idea of kissing a chick that’s making your panties all moist.

I wish these female stars would just admit they pick the lesbian roles because they like kissing chicks and not because “the character was dynamic” or some bullshit.

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Modern-day hippie Joss Stone was recently photographed spending some downtime in a bikini on a boat off the coast of Barbados.

While Joss may not be at the top of my list of chicks who I’d like to tap, she’s definitely not at the bottom of the list.  Especially since she quit dying her hair all kinds of crazy colors.

Beautiful and talented, without being self-absorbed or crazy.  Not bad at all.

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Who knew Joss Stone could be such a sexy kitten? Kinda makes me want to put it in her butt.

Although it pains me to say that Leatherface Lohan did a better job at dominating this dress. Mainly because of her “come f^ck me” stare.

Here’s Joss at the Herve Leger show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City over the weekend.

Soul sister Joss Stone sexified her look big time at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks in London today. I’ve never been a big fan of hippie chicks, since they don’t shave, so much as trim their bush, but for Joss I just might have to make an exception.

If she will allow me to replace that lingering bang, with my lingering strap-on, then the singer has found herself a date for the weekend. I love me the sound of a wang tapping a chick’s face. *blop, blop, blop