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Whomever invented reality television must be shot. I’m looking at you MTV.

Jennifer Lopez is jumping on the bandwagon of reality TV.

The reality show will debut on TLC, and will be a series about her life. “It will be a special journey,” Lopez said. “I’m launching my fragrance and working on a movie.”

Why can’t she just go be a mom and give the limelight a rest already?

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It’s been nearly two months since Puerto Rican diva Jennifer Lopez gave birth to her Dragon Tale twins Max and Emme and homegirl already looks like she did pre-pregnancy.

I can’t wait until she goes on Oprah and tells us she lost all that baby weight by hitting the gym. Unless the gym installed double doors to fit her fat pregnant ass through their doors, there’s no way I’m buying that crap.

We all know she had all that fat sucked out of her ass the moment those twins popped out of her vajayjay. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a vaginoplasty to repair the damage.

Here are J. Lo (that’s right, I said) and Marc Anthony leaving the Waverly Inn in New York City yesterday.

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I don’t know who this bitch thinks she’s fooling, it’s not like any of us believe she looks this good as a result of lunges and crunches!

Donning 5 lbs. of shimmery makeup and her hair pulled back, new mom Jennifer Lopez unsuccessfully distracted us from her thin, post-baby body at the New York premiere of “Shine a Light” Sunday.

Hey if you’ve got the money for the body… more power to you!

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You know, I don’t really write much about Jennifer Lopez anymore. But then again, wherein lies the interest? She’s lost her luster.

In any case, here’s La Lopez photographed exiting a building in New York City yesterday. *Ooooooh*  So interesting, I’m sure.

My mom wore those glasses in the ’80s. They are as hideous today as they were then. I’m not digging the new lips, either. They look like swollen labia folds. Fug.

Above is the *gasp* world exclusive premiere of Jennifer Lopez and her twins, Max and Emme, on the cover of People Magazine.

Frankly I can’t see why anyone would care what her babies look like. At that age they all look the same anyway.

I’m kinda surprised to see the babies aren’t waving the Puerto Rican flag in their hands. Ricans love their flag. I suppose J. Lo has outgrown her flag waving days. Remember when she wore a unitard of the flag? SMH.

All I keep thinking is how this woman banked $6mil for these photos. We’re a f—– up society, you know that. This shit is not worth that much money.

Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins earlier this morning in Long Island, N.Y.

The babies were born early Friday in Long Island, N.Y. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” Lopez’s manager Simon Fields tells People exclusively.

They’re the first children for Lopez, 38, and the fourth and fifth for Anthony, 39. The couple celebrated the impending births with a baby shower in New York on Jan. 19. “They were just beaming the entire time,” said one partygoer.

Good. They’re here. I’m happy we’re done with this.

I’m glad we had this talk.

Jennifer Lopez’s twins are almost here, reports Page Six.

The private room being held for Jennifer Lopez at North Shore University Hospital is finally occupied. Monday, we reported the room, which is furnished with a leather couch, had “been sitting empty for two weeks” in preparation for the pop diva’s twins. But a recent patient at the hospital told Page Six that during her visit, staffers were aflutter, exclaiming, “J.Lo is here!” A rep for the expectant songstress did not return calls for a comment.

More like jumping out the windows while exclaiming “J. Lo is here!”  No one wants to work with J. Lo!

Those twins better come sooner then later because I’m growing tired of her bloated pigface already.  Then she can get her lipo and make us feel like fat-asses when she goes on The Ellen Show and tell us it was her dedication to the gym.

According to MSNBC’s The Scoop, Puerto Rican diva Jennifer Lopez has sold the rights to photos of her unborn twins to People Magazine for a whopping $6 million. The steep purchase, however, is for U.S. rights only.

Meanwhile OK! Magazine chose not to pay for the U.S. rights, and instead purchased the right to publish the photos in 15 of their international markets.

According to the publication Lopez’s star power in the U.S. isn’t what it used to be and $6 million was just too steep a price.

“Look at her track record with her movies, and look at her album sales. The U.S. market hasn’t been fascinated with her in some time,” the insider explained. “It makes more sense to not spend a fortune on photos that won’t cause a noticeable increase on the newsstand. This just isn’t going to sell like Shiloh (Jolie-Pitt), and $6 million is a lot of money.”

Another magazine insider says that the OK! approach is noteworthy. “There’s a real difference between U.S. appeal and international appeal, and most celebrities don’t really understand that.”

J. Lo’s time has officially come and gone. May the next Latin diva with a big ass please step up.

TMZ reports that the Long Island hospital where Jennifer Lopez is expected to deliver her twins has been practicing “pink drills” in preparation for any possible kidnapping.

“Code Pink” is when the hospital gets locked down in order to prevent a kidnapping attempt. North Shore Medical Center conducted a “pink drill” last Friday, but tells TMZ it’s just a coincidence.

This is what happens when Jennifer goes on “maternity leave” and watches telenovelas all day long.  Someone get her away from the damn tv!

J. Lo is such a damn control freak I wouldn’t be surprised if she gave her partners a damn manual before they got in the sack together. Rule No. 1, anal can only performed on special occasions, excluding Christmas, New Years, birthdays, Mondays-Fridays, weekends, and Easter Sunday.