Jennifer Aniston, 39, gets affection with John Mayer, 30, poolside at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami over the weekend.
One question: Who walks around with binoculars?
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Jennifer Aniston needs to take it down a notch. Homegirl just started dating John Mayer and already her heart’s a fluter, reports The Daily Mail.
“She’s really into John, and the nine year age difference doesn’t bother her for a second. Jen’s already telling friends she’s falling in love with this guy.”
The source added: “Jen’s really hoping he can spend more time in Miami with her. She just wants to see a lot more of him. This was definitely not a one-off thing as far as she’s concerned.”
Some people just don’t know how to take it slow. I once dated this guy who proposed to me after our first date. Just because I let him stick it in my ass on our first date doesn’t mean I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
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Guess the rumors are true, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are dating!
InTouch Weekly reports John flew down to Miami to visit Jen over the weekend.
He flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he spent virtually no time there during his visit — opting instead to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend. When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled. “My weekend was good,” he told In Touch exclusively.
Damn, the dude flew all the way across the country to visit some chick he just started dating?! Jen better have put out. At least some head.
John Mayer reminds me of the kind of guy who cries after sex. Not because he’s sensitive, but because he’s a tool. I once had sex with a friend of mine in college who started crying right before we did it. Then he pulled out his 12″ meat and it was I who wound up crying.
Jennifer Aniston has been making the most of her hotel pool while filming “Marley & Me” in Miami.
The single actress was spotted by poolside again yesterday, this time opting for a pink bikini bottom and flesh-colored bikini top to tease us with.
Flesh-colored bikini tops I can deal with. But have you ever seen flesh-colored nipples?
As in, the areola doesn’t have a darker pigment than chick’s skin tone? It’s just all one color. That shit is creepy. It’s like eyeballs without an iris or a penis that isn’t circumcised.
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While the rest of America was busy celebrating 420 this weekend, our prim and proper Jennifer Aniston spent her day poolside in a white bikini while in Miami, where the ever-friendly paparazzi zoomed in on her crotch and ass just to give you voyeuristic freaks a tingle in your pants. Enjoy.
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Someone over at Page Six really has it out for Jennifer Aniston.
Maybe Jennifer Aniston won’t be single forever. Spies at newly opened restaurant Beso in Los Angeles saw the divorced Hollywood hottie holding court with swashbuckling stud Orlando Bloom. “They were sitting very close,” said our onlooker, “and she was looking at him like he was her favorite guy in the world.” Last we heard, Bloom was model Miranda Kerr’s main man, but she was “nowhere to be found” at the party.
“Maybe Jennifer Aniston won’t be single forever?” Yeesh. They make it sound like she has leprosy.
Has anyone considered that she’s a pathological flirt? I’m one. Sometimes not even out of attraction, just pure instinct.
Whatever the case, Aniston has a sweet ass and Bloom would be lucky just to see it fully clothed.
I found some more delicious photos of Jennifer Aniston in that pink bikini we all admired this past Monday. This time we get to see her female friend rub sunscreen all over her topless body. Think you can handle it?
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Jennifer Aniston took a break from filming the romantic comedy “Marley & Me” in Miami this weekend and worked on her tan in a hot pink bikini that accentuates her bangin’ tush. The woman might be slender, but she’s definitely not shapeless.
Jennifer should take a cue from Mandy Moore’s mom and start playing for the same same team, if you know what I’m saying. How hot would it be if you found out Jennifer Aniston suddenly became a lesbian who’s addicted to eating p^ssy. Just the thought of it is making my panties all wet.
It seems Valentine’s Day has come early for Jennifer Aniston. Really early. The Sun UK says a secret admirer known only to Jennifer has left flowers on her door every day for the past month.
Mary Beth Jimenez, a dog walker for one of Jen’s neighbours passes the Hollywood actress’ front door every day.
She said: “I walk by every morning and see beautiful flowers sitting by the gate. There’s always a card with them.
“Everyone knows this has been going on for weeks now, but only Jennifer knows who is sending them – and she’s not saying.”
Please let it be Vince Vaughn. He might be a drunken chubby boy, but who wants some uptight gym freak with six kids? Vince will always be money.
News of Brangelina’s latest bundle of joy hasn’t gone over so well with Jennifer Aniston, whom is said to be “very upset.”
A source close to the actress said: “Jennifer is putting on a brave face, but inside she is really upset. She wasn’t prepared for how she’d feel when she saw the pictures of Angelina and her bump. It took her by surprise because it was further proof of just how much Brad has moved on with his life compared to her.”
The source added to Britain’s Star magazine: “Jennifer is desperate for kids. She can feel her biological clock ticking and is scared that she has left it too late. She keeps saying that she wishes she’d had kids with Brad and that, if she had, maybe things would have worked out differently.
“Splitting up with Brad was the hardest thing Jennifer ever went through, so hopefully she’ll get over this latest hurdle. She’s made of strong stuff.”
Sounds like Aniston needs a party in her panties to keep her from thinking. Where’s hot stuff Vince Vaughn when you need him? Dating him is the perfect birth control. At least he can pick up his own drunken vomit. You can’t train a baby to do that. Believe me, I’ve tried.
What’s there to envy about Brad’s life anyway? The man is going to have six children under the age of three. If anything that’s the perfect punishment for being an unfaithful prick.
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