Retired porn queen Jenna Jameson was partying in London’s Chinawhite earlier this week when she was kicked out for presumably trying to do drugs in the bathroom.
A source claims the porn star asked the club to close the VIP toilets for her but they refused and she was forced to use the normal bogs like the rest of us:
“But when she tried to go into a cubicle with two of her female friends, security stopped her. Jenna went mad. She slapped a bouncer and was asked to leave.”
A member of her entourage said,
“She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi.
“But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears.”
When you Google “Jenna Jameson doing coke” you get that above photo of a chihuahua in a catholic schoolgirl costume and wig. Apparently the dog is supposed to be Britney Spears.
Personally, I think Jenna looks more like a platypus now with those stupid lips of hers, but who can pass up a dog in a costume?!
Check these below photos from Jenna’s MySpace page. Amazing to think how beautiful she was. Now it looks like the woman looks like she contracted HIV.
Jenna Jameson was photographed eating raw oysters and licking her fingers while lunching at Pastis in New York City last week. Not photographed: Jenna Jameson going to the bathroom later and purging.
Write Your Own Fantasy: Jenna Jameson likes to _____________ her fingers while _______________.
Aw. My Little Platypus was all a glow, twirling around in her yellow dress during the premiere of her crappy movie “Zombie Strippers” in L.A. yesterday. I’m sorry, did I say crappy? I mean Oscar-worthy. I liked it better when she used her duckbill to go fishing for clit.
#1 - This is quite the pair. A former adult film actress and a member of a girl’s singing group were all over each other at a recent event. They also seemed to go the bathroom together every five minutes. Weak bladders I guess.
Uh, more like cocaine breaks. This is a no brainer: Jenna Jameson & Aubrey O’Day!
#2 - Another singer. This one is young and married and female, and is definitely an A list singer if there were such a category. Not married to a celebrity so you can just take that Avril Lavigne guess right out of your head. Seems the thing they most enjoy in their sex life is bringing in another person. Always guys. Seems our young husband can’t quite decide which team he is playing for and likes the extra boost that a guy brings to the bedroom.
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman?
#3 - This former B list television actress on a very hit network show with a very catchy name is now a C lister. It is no wonder her career is in the crapper if she treated her co-workers the way she treats her husband. At a party this week, she yelled at him not once, not twice, but at least three times always in front of people. “Idiot,” “Can’t believe I’m married to you,” and “I told you no ice,” were just some of the things she made sure everyone heard. Her husband just seemed to put up with it and weakly smiled when people looked his way.
Paging Monica Gellar! Who is Courtney Cox and David Arquette?
Any guesses?
More photos of Jenna and Aubrey after the jump! Continue »
They say gentlemen prefer blondes, but I can’t see that applying to these two trainwrecks.
Jenna Jameson and gal pal Aubrey O’ Day of Danity Kane were spotted in their drunken stupor in West Hollywood last night, whilePamela Anderson arrived at the “Superhero Movie” Premiere in Westwood, California looking like she’d had one too many cocktails before the event.
There was a time men across the globe longed to tap the blonde bombshells, but nowadays their only allure is watching and laughing.
Adult super star Jenna Jameson, 33, said during a recent interview that she would “die” to see Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron go naked for a PETA campaign.
“It would be amazing if Charlize Theron did one of our ‘Go naked’ campaigns. I saw her just the other day and she just blew me away. Charlize is so sexy - I would totally love for her to go naked. I’d die for that.”
Jenna went on to say she’d very much like it if Charlize, 32, would take over the role as the next sex icon.
She added: “Bettie Page was the ultimate sex icon. Then next came Marilyn Monroe, then Pamela Anderson, then me. Now I’m on the lookout for the next woman to pass my title onto. Charlize would be perfect.”
She’s looking for the next woman to pass on her title? What f—– title is that… walking STD ho? Sorry, but Charlize is already a sex icon with or without your approval.
Here’s Jenna at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Culver City, California this past weekend.
Jenna Jameson made an appearance in Culver City, California yesterday for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. It seems the more I see of Jenna lately, the better she looks.
I’m holding her boyfriend Ultimate Fighting Champ Tito Ortiz personally responsible. I’ve yet to determine if she’s using his sperm as a face lotion or whether or not she’s ingesting it, but whatever the hell they’re doing has worked like a charm.
Here’s looking at better days for Jenna. She deserves them.
Jenna Jameson’s boyfriend, Ultimate Fighting Champ Tito Ortiz, must have some super sperm because homegirl is looking good. His protein shots have filled out the former porn star’s body quite nicely.
Here’s adult film star Jenna Jameson at the unveiling of her new PETA Ad during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Culver City, California yesterday.
Jenna Jameson not only loves licking poon, apparently she loves pleather too.
In an effort to promote the use of pleather instead of traditional leather, the former porn star channeled her inner Bettie Page in a black wig and pleather bikini in the latest ad for PETA.
“I’ve worn a lot of pleather in my life,” says Jenna. “Anybody who knows me knows that I’ve kind of lived half my life in it. I love the idea of having choices outside of leather. The outfit that I’m wearing in the ad is so sexy that I suggest if people want to have a better time in the bedroom — then please explore the pleather side.”
Platypus can love the pleather all she wants, but I’m pretty sure that bikini bottom she modeled stank to high heaven after they got through with that shoot. Don’t let PETA fool you, poonanny and pleather don’t mix. Unless you like your poon to smell like feta cheese.
My favorite duck-billed platypus, actress Jenna Jameson, made an appearance at the “Never Back Down” premiere in Hollywood yesterday with her faithful Latin lover, Tito Ortiz, by her side.The couple, who are trying to have baby, were all smiles as the walked down the red carpet.
And while I may not have loved her look, which she seems to have borrowed from Lindsay Lohan, the truth is Jenna will always have a soft spot in my heart for her. She’s lead a hard life, but has managed to keep her chin up no matter how how bad it gets.
It’s true she’s fugified her face, but what’s inside will always stay beautiful.
