Gisele Bundchen

Scarlett Johansson

Eva Mendes

Ivanka Trump

Beyonce

Eva Longoria Parker

Fergie

Hilary Duff

Blake Lively

Victoria Beckham

Christina Ricci

Jennifer Lopez

Mischa Barton

Emmy Rossum

Naomi Watts

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Donald Trump’s 26-year-old daughter Ivanka Trump is single again.

Via Page Six:

We noticed Trump - who had been dating real estate mogul and New York Observer owner Jared Kushner for almost a year - was flying solo at a few recent soirees, and friends of the couple confirmed yesterday to Page Six that the power couple are no longer together. “It was mutual,” said one pal. Another added, “It’s a sad thing.” Neither had a response for Page Six.

I’m looking forward to the day an Ivanka Trump sex tape leaks out. Her father would just about have a heart attack and die out of humiliation.

I find the idea of little miss perfect getting caught deep throating or getting c()ck slapped extremely alluring. Hell, while we’re at it let’s throw in some light choking and tea bagging.

Have I revealed too much about myself? I know. I’m a dirty, dirty girl.

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Donald Trump’s trophy daughter, Ivanka Trump, attended the Young Fellows of The Frick Collection Annual Gala in New York City last night.

I was about to compliment Ivanka’s stunning eyes when I realized those were green contacts she was wearing. She’s like an upscale, crazy-free version of Britney Spears.

As much as I’d like to picture this chick in a sexual light, I find myself resisting. If you study her closely she’s not all that attractive. I’d be afraid that beak of a nose would injure whomever she went down on.

In the end she’s not different than Paris Hilton in my book. A below average looking broad who can package herself very well thanks to daddy’s money.

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Donald Trump’s schlong may not be so big after all. Despite a Santa Monica waiter claiming the tycoon left him a $10,000 tip on an $82.27 bill at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica, CA, Trump is now claiming the story is absolutely false.

Via Page Six:

Derober.com published a copy of a MasterCard receipt showing that Trump tipped $10,000 on an $82.27 bill after dining at the Buffalo Club, but Trump told Page Six it was a hoax. “This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity,” he said. “. . . It’s not my signature.” The Web site not only ran an interview with waiter Billy D but also posted a video of the supposed server walking to his car.

Of course this story was a dud. As if Trump has a heart… or a big peen! I’m surprised he didn’t find a way to blame Rosie for this.

Model turned business woman Ivanka Trump tries to save daddy’s sinking career by taking off her suit for Stuff Magazine’s Fall Fashion Issue. To think, daddy’s balding subordinates are wanking off to his daughter’s ta-tas. Their combovers won’t be the only things suddenly standing up.

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