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Lizzie McGuire star Hilary Duff paid MTV’s TRL a visit to promoter her new movie “War, Inc.” yesterday. The movie co-stars the lovable John Cusack.

It doesn’t matter how hot she gets, the chick still looks like a horse! I’ll go easy on her, but only because she’s the only Disney chick to not become a total slut with time.

I don’t know how I didn’t see this video footage the last time I posted the above pic, but apparently 20-year-old Hilary Duff gets kinky with a scorpion in the John Cusack film “War, Inc.”

Ladies, can you imagine intentionally putting a scorpion in your crotch?! Talk about clitoral mutilation! Ugh, just the thought of it makes my vajajay uncomfortable. I’m going to have to spend quality R&R with it to make up for this horrific thought.

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Check out this newly released promo shot of Hilary Duff from her upcoming action dramedy, “War, Inc.” co-starring John Cusack, sister Joan Cusack, and Marisa Tomei.

Hilary plays Yonica Babiak, a Middle Eastern pop star set to wed a politico, while John plays the role of a hit man assigned to kill a Middle East oil minister.

The film, which is rated R, shows Hilary in the buff for a few frames, which should prove exciting for all us hot-blooded mammals.  Alright, I lied.  She’s not naked in the movie.  Not to my knowledge anyway.  Hey, a girl can dream, right?

Here’s Hilary looking fly in skin-colored fishnets and a sexy miniskirt while in Cali. this week.  Girl looks better with each passing year!

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It looks like Lizzie Maguire may be growing up after all.  The young starlet was spotted giving her man some raunchy lap dances to her New York Islander’s boyfriend while at Tenjune over the weekend.

A partygoer said: “Hilary was having a wild night, drinking Veuve Clicquot straight out of the bottle.

“She looked nothing like the sweet little Lizzie Maguire she once was as she treated Mike to a series of raunchy lap dances.

“The place was packed but Hilary didn’t mind.”

It’s about damn time!  Where’s a cellphone camera when you need one?  She’ll come out of her shell eventually, and she’ll actually have a better sex life than Paris, Britney, or Lindsay.  I bet she’s a prude for the cameras, and a wild cat in the bedroom.

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I’m not sure exactly what phenomenon has given Hilary Duff breasts, but such matters are trivial and irrelevant.  Horse face is getting finer with time. Problem is she lacks sex appeal.  She doesn’t have the ability to excite me sexually.  Maybe go to the park and feed the ducks, but that doesn’t exactly make my lips all wet with excitement.

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Something tells me Hilary Duff’s boyfriend Mike may have leached onto her neck and left some bruising she rather the cameras not see. A scarf in summer? Why else?!

Hilary Duff turned down autograph requests made by two 9-year-old girls while at a restaurant in Texas last week telling the little girls:

“I don’t really get to spend a lot of time with my family; sorry”.

Geez. I’m not much of a kids kinda gal, but that’s just rude. I don’t see why that big deal with his chick is anyway. MAXIM Magazine can make anyone look hot, yet she still looks lame. Why is she orange? More importantly, why isn’t she half naked?!

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WHICH WOULD YOU BANG, supermodel hottie Alessandra Ambrosio or Poptart Hilary Duff? Decisions, decisions.

What is Hilary Duff wearing? Why can’t I see her tits? Ugh. This girl needs to get with the program already and start going through her “I’m not a girl, not yet a woman” stage that teen-stars like Britney, Lindsay, and Christina went through. How are we supposed to call you a white-trash ho if you’re always clean and well-dressed? Boo.

Ugh, not only was she not naked, but she was with reality TV celeb and Ben Affleck-looking douchebag Brody Jenner, who wore a stupid Paul Bunyan cut-off plaid shirt. Yikes! And could that be Hilary’s lipstick on the Frankie Delgado’s forehead? Makes you wonder if his other head has any lipstick marks too. Food for thought.

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