Topic: Helena Christensen

Gallery of the “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” Costume Institute Gala

May 6th, 2008

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Which Ass Would You Tap?

April 8th, 2008

Models Helena Christensen and Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.

MILFs Helena Christensen and Christy Turlington attended the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner yesterday.

These former supermodels might 39-years-old, but they’ve still maintained their fabulous physiques despite age and having children.

And even though odds are you’ll never really get the chance to tap one of these two aging beauties, one can still dream.

If you could, which ass would you tap?

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Helena Christensen Finds New Penis To Blow

March 27th, 2008

Model Helena Christensen attends the after-party for the screening of “21″ hosted by The Cinema Society and Calvin Klein Jeans at The Mercer Kitchen on March 26, 2008 in New York City.

People Magazine reports Peruvian-Danish model Helena Christensen is no longer dating Josh Hartnett and is now dating Paul Banks, the frontman for indie-rock band Interpol.

The two were seen kissing and holding hands Wednesday night at the launch of Tocca Vintage at Butik, her store in New York’s West Village.

Really all I want to know is why we’re still interested in Helena Christensen? Sure, she looked wicked hot in Chris Isaak’s video, but that was nearly a decade ago. Now homegirl looks strung out and droopy like she needs a “pick-me-up” 24/7.

Come to think, that’s probably why she’s dating Paul Banks, a man who everyone in the rock world knows loves loves loves the cocaine.

They probably met over a line of coke in some trendy unisex bathroom in NYC. That guy does so much blow she could snort his jizz and get high if she wanted to.

Here’s Helena at the after party for “21″ at The Mercer Kitchen in New York city yesterday.

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Helena Christensen Goes Green, Does October Issue of GQ

September 7th, 2007

Danish supermodel Helena Christensen is threatening to dye her hair green in the name of campaigning for a more eco-friendly society, stating:

“When I was 29 I dyed my hair green and I loved it. I’ve got to shoot a cosmetics campaign next week but after that I would like to try doing it again. It could even be an environmental thing.”

Hey, so long as the drapes match the carpet. She’s so fine, it doesn’t matter what color her hair is.