Topic: Heidi Klum

MILF Heidi Klum Attends Jordache Launch

May 2nd, 2008

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Heidi Klum at the launch of “Heidi Klum by Jordache” at Bloomingdale’s at Beverly Center L.A. earlier this week.

I don’t know how many children Heidi has coughed out, but I know it’s more than me considering the only child I have has four legs and a curly tail.

And yet the 34-year-old MILF can still fit into a pair of skinny-jeans. Ugh, I hate her.

See Heidi’s sexy topless Jordache ads here.

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Heidi Klum at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Party

April 18th, 2008

Model/MILF Heidi Klum was in attendance yesterday at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood 2008 hosted at Beso Resturant in Los Angeles, California.

There’s no denying that Heidi Klum is hot, but the desire and longing I once had for the leggy 34-year-old German is slowing dissipating. It’s as though her overexposure has killed her sex appeal.

Anyone agree or disagree?

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Heidi Klum Talks Botoxs

March 31st, 2008

Model Heidi Klum during Nickelodeon’s 2008 Kids’ Choice Awards held at the Pauley Pavilion on March 29, 2008 in Westwood, California.

Carefree spirit Heidi Klum might have looked young and fresh at this weekend’s Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards, but don’t expect the 34-year-old model to undergo Botox treatment anytime soon.

“I haven’t done it and don’t know if I will,” she says. “I don’t want to look 19 when I’m 35. It’s more natural to have a few lines.”

“I never get too skinny or too big,” she says, “and it’s the same when I get pregnant. If you use it as an excuse to indulge, you’ll have to fight harder to lose the weight afterwards.

“It’s all about eating healthily.”

Heidi Klum could gain 10 lbs. and she’d still be one of the hottest women in the world, so far as I’m concerned.

Beauty is only skin deep, and one flash of Heidi’s warm smile is proof of that. She’s as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside. But oh what I wouldn’t do to have my way with that body of hers!

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Nickelodeon’s 2008 Kids’ Choice Awards Gallery

March 30th, 2008

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Cameron Diaz

Amber Valleta

Rihanna

Jessica Alba

Ashlee Simpson

Miley Cyrus

Hayden Panettiere

America Ferrera

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Heidi Klum’s Body Is A Work Of Art

March 24th, 2008

Heidi Klum - Rankin photoshoot XVI

Believe it or not, but you are staring at Heidi Klum naked, dear friends. That’s not a real t-shirt, nor a real thong.

Those “articles of clothing” were painted on by some extremely lucky bastard. Can you imagine that being your job? That’d be the best job ever.

You’ll never hear that person exhale and utter, ‘Ugh, I do not want to go to work today. I have to paint a thong on Heidi Klum’s mons pubis and I’m just not in the mood!’

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Fashion Victim Or Fashionista? Heidi Klum

February 25th, 2008

Model/tv personality Heidi Klum attends the 16th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party at the Pacific Design Center on February 24, 2008 in West Hollywood, California.

Model Heidi Klum attended Elton John’s AIDS Foundation Oscar Party in West Hollywood yesterday in a silver, disco ball-inspired thigh high dress that fit like a glove.

But the question is, did she pull it off?

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Heidi Klum & Will Ferrell Do Sports Illustrated

February 12th, 2008

Will Ferrell & Heidi Klum in the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

For some reason Sports Illustrated paired up uber hot model mom Heidi Klum with Will Ferrell in their 2008 swimsuit edition.

And while I personally would have preferred if it’d been Heidi and Marisa naked, wet and in a hot tub, the truth is I’m not in a position to turn down Klum half naked and in a bikini regardless of who’s standing near her. Beggars can’t be choosers now can they?

Heidi might have popped out a few kids but there’s no telling in these photos. This funny girl is still as fly as ever.

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Crazy Heidi Plays with Her Boobs

November 21st, 2007

I freaking love Heidi Klum. Girl is damn near insane. Here she is playing with her gorgeous breastesses in a video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Dec. 4.

How come everyone thinks it’s sexy when she jiggles her breasts, and I get arrested for public indecency? It’s not my fault I was born with a third nipple.

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Euro Trash

November 16th, 2007

Model Heidi Klum at the 12th Annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after party at the Renaissance Hotel on November 15, 2007 in Los Angeles.

Model Heidi Klum at the 12th Annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after party at the Renaissance Hotel in Los Angeles yesterday. That is not a flattering photograph. And it’s not because of the stupid ass cleavage, either. That back is all bones. Still, the woman is an exact replica of Barbie.