May 13th, 2008

Alright, so there really isn’t a blow-up sex doll of Hayden Panettiere. Sorry!
What they have made, however, is a new range of Heroes action figures, scheduled to hit the shelves next month.
But if they did make a Hayden blow-up doll, do you think they’d take her barely legal age into consideration?
I mean, let’s face it, an 18-year-old’s cavity walls are a whole lot tighter than some post-menopausal broad who’s wedged a potatohead out her vagina.
More Heroes action figures below.




May 12th, 2008

Hayden Panettiere is a closet lesbian? So says the people over at The Sun UK.
The 18-year-old — who plays indestructible Claire Bennet in the BBC2 sci-fi hit [Heroes]— has been dogged by rumours she is a lesbian.
She said: “That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron.
“And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.”
I agree with Hayden. All those women are absolutely fine.
However, and please correct me if I’m wrong, I thought being a lesbian was when a chick who wanted to bury her tongue inside another chick’s snatch? Since when is realizing someone else is attractive make you a lesbian?
Here is the petite blonde on the set of “I Love You Beth Cooper” in Vancouver yesterday.
Do you think Hayden is a closet rug muncher?







April 17th, 2008

Hayden Panettiere was photographed yesterday on the set of “I Love You Beth Cooper” in Vancouver.
Suddenly I can see why the casting director for Heroes hired this chick. She’s pretty solid looking. This girl could take out any many with the one swing of the fist.
Speaking of fists, have any you ever fisted or been fisted? I never understood that fetish. It’s so effing weird. But I digress.



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April 14th, 2008

Hayden Panettiere must be have been on acid when she did her interview with the Sunday Mirror (via ShowbizSpy), because clearly she has no idea what she’s talking about.
“I don’t ever go out. I stay at home. I go from garage to garage, and keep myself out of sight,” she said.
“This business is very intrusive. People want to know what you’re doing every day, and it becomes less about your craft and your art, and your love for acting, than it is about when you put food in your mouth, or when you’re walking your dog.”
Intrusive? Photographed walking your dog? Clearly Hayden has lost all sense of reality.







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April 11th, 2008

Here is a sexual harassment PSA from Will Ferrel’s FunnyOrDie website, featuring Hayden Panettiere as directed by Judd Apatow.
Now everyone is bashing the video saying it’s not funny, but I’m going to take another approach. As a female, I must say this video isn’t so much comical as it is factual.
And while it made me chuckle just a bit, I think it was because pretty much everything she said has happened to me. (Minus the part of someone telling me I have a better body than Jessica Alba.)
I’ve been everything from a contract’s admin., to a paralegal, a camp couselor, and a bartender, and in the process have been told I have nice breasts, nice ass, had an attorney brush my leg, and been told I have a nice swagger.
But most entertaining of all I had a boss who was convinced I was into S&M and would come up to my desk every Monday to ask me how the swinger’s bar was over the weekend.
And through it all I never reported anyone. Why? I don’t know. I guess I just figured all men were morons and karma would someday bite them in their balls in STD form.
In any case, the PSA video is after the jump.




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March 30th, 2008

Heroes star Hayden Panettiere was awarded by the Humane Society at the Genesis Awards Saturday night for her valiant efforts in protesting the slaughtering of dolphins in Japan last year.
“As an actress, you always dream of getting awards like the Golden Globe award, but I never expected to get an award that is this special and important to me as this,” Hayden said through tears. “There are people who dedicate their entire lives to preserving the environment and defending animals, they are so much more deserving of something like this.”
The annual Gretchen Wyler Award, whose been previously awarded to Paul McCartney, is given to a celebrity who brings attention to animal causes.
Is it wrong to feel sexually stimulated by Hayden? I know she’s of age, but she still kinda looks like your typical underage high school chick.








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March 28th, 2008

It’s been a while since we’ve heard of our little Hayden Panettiere, but you know what they say, ‘ No news is good news.’ Which hopefully translates into no DUI arrests for this girl.
So what’s Hayden been up to? From the looks of it she’s hard at work. The 18-year-old actress was most recently seen yesterday on the set of “I Love You Beth Cooper” in Vancouver.
The movie is about a nerd who declares his love for the popular girl in his highschool graduation speech and is directed by Chris Columbus, whose also directed “Adventures in Babysitting”, “Home Alone”, “Mrs. Doubtfire” and two of the Harry Potter films.
I love all those films — especially “Home Alone”. Hopefully Hayden and Chris can create magic together on this film, too.








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February 27th, 2008

I know Hayden Panettiere has been nicknamed a midget by gossip sites, but I honestly never thought she was so short until now.
Check out this photo of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus towering over the ‘Heroes’ star backstage during taping of Randy Jackson Presents America’s Best Dance Crew in California yesterday.
There was a time when I would have loved to have wiggled my tongue inside Hayden, but not so much these last few months. Is she cute? Yes. Does she have any sex appeal? No.








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February 22nd, 2008

Actress Hayden Panettiere at the celebration of her new Candie’s marketing campaign party in West Hollywood yesterday.
There may be a smile on that face of hers, but I’m not buying it.
She’s not smiling with her eyes enough.
View Hayden’s Candie’s ads here.








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