Halle Berry Shows Off The Goods
May 7th, 2008
“Monster’s Ball” hottie Halle Berry and her model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry shared a romantic cliff-side lunch at Geoffrey’s in Malibu yesterday.
Two words: Titty f^ck Motor boat!
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Write Your Own Fantasy
April 30th, 2008
God knew what he was doing when he designed women. Uh, look at those succulent breasts and tell me you don’t want to suck on them?!
Here’s Halle Berry showcasing her boobs for all us horndogs in Hollywood yesterday. Bless her and her giving ways.
Write Your Own Fantasy: If I could get Halle alone I would _________ and ______________.
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Halle Berry Milks Her Juggs For All They’re Worth
April 28th, 2008
Seemingly having no qualms with flaunting the up side to pregnancy, actress/MILF Halle Berry showed off her milk juggs in a low-cut, cheetah-print dress at the Silver Rose Gala and Auction at the Beverly Hills Hotel in California over the weekend.
You know what they say, milk does a body good!
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Halle Berry is Humble, Another Reason We Love Her
March 19th, 2008
Wondering how much Halle Berry will make for the world exclusive shots of her newborn daughter, Nahla Ariela Aubry? Nothing.
Her reps told USA Today that Halle Berry and Gabriel Audry’s little princess will not be photographed for any tabloids.
“Halle doesn’t have any plans for any photos to be sold or released.”
Beautiful, talented, AND humble. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, J. Lo.
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Halle Berry is Officially a MILF
March 16th, 2008
Halle Berry is officially a MILF, reports Star Magazine. The 41-year-old actress gave birth to a 7 lb. 4 oz. baby girl at 10:17 a.m. Sunday Morning at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in L.A.
An insider tells Star,“Halle had come to the hospital at 4am in the morning because the felt like she was going into labor. It was a bit scary because her blood pressure was skyrocketing and everyone was a little tense. She’s a diabetic so that was complicating matters as well. The doctors checked the fetal heart rate and everything seemed okay. After a while Halle’s blood pressure came down. She wasn’t dilating anymore so at around 2:45pm they let her go home.”
Why the f— is Star Magazine telling us about her vagina dilating? Ugh. I did NOT need that mental picture.
In any case, the insider also said Halle was “overcome with emotion” and described the birth as “a truly beautiful scene.” I’m so sure.
Congrats, Halle!
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Milking It
December 11th, 2007
Man, Halle Berry is totally milking her pregnancy boobs. No pun intended. Normally I’d be really creeped out looking at them, but that’s only if the belly is showing. Sorry, pregnant broads are not my fetish.
I love how the microphone just draws even more attention to her knockers. You know everyone attending the ACLU Bill of Rights Program in L.A. yesterday was staring. Even the straight girls. Because when they’re that big, everyone stares. Even Jesus.
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Things Are Getting Out of Hand
October 23rd, 2007
Halle Berry apologized last night for a comment she made while taping “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” Friday afternoon.
While playing with a Mac Photo Booth during the taping, Halley distorted her nose in a photography declaring, “Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin!” No one laughed and when aired, they cut out her “Jewish” comment and added a laugh track.
Am I the only person who isn’t offended by everything? There are racist bastards in the world, but come on! This isn’t Mel Gibson, people. Everyone has made inappropriate jokes at one point and people understood it was just a joke.
How many of you think Halle’s comment was racist?
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Halle Berry Goes Green for Baby
October 16th, 2007
A four-month-pregnant Halley Berry is trying real hard to maintain her green, eco-friendly standards while raising baby.
“They even have organic disposable diapers now that you can use. I’m working on the nursery, but it’s all going to be organic and eco-friendly,” the actress, 41, explained. “There are so many things out now that you can use. I’m going to really try hard to make it all organic!”
Have you ever seen such a stunning pregnant woman? No, I’m not going to make any MILF jokes, because, well, ’cause I have standards. I will take note, however, of her crazy looking hair. Is that the result of pregnancy hormones?
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