Gwyneth Paltrow has never been one to make my panties all wet, but the actress actually looks pretty delicious in these photos from the June ‘08 issue of GQ Magazine.

Take a peak. You might be surprised.

Sources tell Rush&Malloy that actress Gwyneth Paltrow was hospitalized yesterday due to pregnancy complications. Paltrow and husband Chris Martin were spotted in Mount Sinai’s maternity wing.

“They looked very serious,” a witness tells us. “She looked upset. They went right past everyone and into the elevator. It seemed like they were expected.”

Damn the entire world is pregnant but me. Doesn’t anyone just like to f^ck anymore?

Best of luck to Paltrow and fam.

Additional photos of Gwyneth Paltrow’s 60’s throwback photos for W Magazine have surfaced. Personally I like my women to look alive, not a mannequin. I like a girl who gets into the action. Preferably with Jesus not eyeing us in the background.

Considering this is supposed to be Gwyneth Paltrow’s “comeback” photo shoot, let me just say I am quite unimpressed by her photo on the cover of the September 2007 Issue of W Magazine . I’ve seen hotter trannies walking the red-light district! Forget tranny, she looks like an Afghan Hound!