Maybe it’s because I myself am a Latina, but both these women are smokin’ hot!

I don’t normally care for Gisele Bundchen unless she shows some side-boob action and then all is well in the world. And as for Eva Mendes… let’s just say I have major penis envy. Envious that I can’t leave my scent inside her!

Here are the Latinas Gisele Bundchen and Eva Mendes oozing sex appeal at the “Superheroes: Fashion And Fantasy” costume gala at the MET yesterday.

If you could, which ass would you tap?

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Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen in the March ‘08 issue of DT Magazine Spain.

Sideboob action can’t save my fading interest anymore.

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Following her promotional campaign for Vogue Eyewear in Spain over the weekend, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen went straight to work upon her arrival in the US.

Seen in nothing but some uncomfortable — yet strangely sexy — ass-free shorts, the leggy beauty made even the oddest of clothes alluring during a Santa Monica photoshoot yesterday.

Here’s hoping she didn’t leave any skid marks.

UPDATED: Many more photos of Bundchen’s ass after the jump!

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There have been times where I’ve questioned Gisele Bundchen’s beauty, but as I look at these photographs at her during the Vogue Eyewear campaign launch in Ibiza, Spain yesterday, I can perfectly see why.

Check out that tiny little waist and tell me you don’t want to pounce on her body. Gisele is definitely a stunner, there’s no denying that. I have to question, however, her relationship with QB Tom Brady.

Together they may be a power couple, but I still say he looks like a frat-boy rapist. Just sayin’!

Christie’s Auction House in London has the above uncensored photograph of Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen on sale this week, along with famed models Kate Moss and Brigitte Bardot.

The photographs are part of 135 prints being sold by German-born collector Gert Elfering, which is estimated to make more than $3 million.

Auction house Christie’s said: “The stylised, idealised female figure occupies a privileged place in Elfering’s aesthetic.”

And while one cannot deny Gisele Bundchen’s sex appeal, I think her draw is starting to wear itself thin. Blame it on the overexposure, need for sunscreen, or the fact that she’s dating a guy that looks like a rapist, but overall my panties don’t get wet when I think of her anymore.

Does Gisele still tickle your fancy?

Here’s Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady at the Ermenegildo Zegna Store Opening on 5th Ave and 52nd Street in New York City yesterday.

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Brazilian eye candy Gisele Bundchen gets kinky in the below photographs taken by famed photographer David LaChapelle.

And while kinky normally gets my panties all wet, these aren’t that type of kinky. Unless having sex with awkward looking, fat old men and masterbating with a rolling pin does it for you.

And here I thought my being effed with a beer bottle was weird!

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Beautiful people can get away with anything! First Jessica Alba goes digging for gold, and now Gisele Bundchen.

But let’s face it, a supermodel’s chocolate starfish isn’t the same pucker as that of Roseanne Bar. You know Gisele waxes her ass hair and bleaches that pucker to an inviting pink hue .

Here’s our Brazilian heartbreaker at the Setai Hotel in South Beach Monday.

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While signs of fall weather may already be apparent in parts of the country, our lovely Gisele Bundchen kept summer alive this weekend by showcasing her hot bikini bod for us.

Hopefully she’ll be go to a nudist beach next time. Bikini voyeurism can only give you a boner for so long.

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Here’s Gisele Bundchen in the September 2007 of GQ Magazine Italia. The whip adds a nice touch, I think. Who knew she was kinky?!

Gisele may be a lot of things, but kinky is not adjective I would normally apply to her. She’s no missionary, but I was thinking doggie was about as adventurous as this one could get. Keep it up, Gisele!

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