May 8th, 2008

Here is one of my favorite UK glamour models Gemma Atkinson vacationing in Cuba yesterday. There’s paparazzi in Cuba? That might be a stupid question. I don’t know.
The thing that’s great about Gemma (besides the big titties) is her tight, yet healthy, physique. I’m pretty sure she’s bigger dress size than Elisha Cuthbert, but unlike Elisha her body looks nice and toned.






March 21st, 2008

In staring longingly into Gemma Atkinson’s mouthwatering rack, seen here in the May issue of Loaded Magazine, I thought of something.
I’ve met so many guys who hate pulling out, but I realize that none of you seem to mind removing your weapon from within when a chick has tits like Gemma’s.
What is it about unloading on our chests that at times if more arousing than unloading inside? Great minds want to know.
In any case, here’s Gemma to remind you that her rack is bigger than your girlfriend’s.








February 23rd, 2008

A very perky Gemma Atkinson was photographed in a blue bikini while on vacation earlier this week. I sometimes envy Gemma and the life she leads.
She’s not as thin as the average supermodel, and her face isn’t as hot as them either, but she somehow has made a career big enough to have the paparazzi photograph her while at the beach.
Lesson learned: It pays to have big tits.








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February 4th, 2008

Gemma Atkinson drank beer and shared her mammaries with the world while at Citi Bar in Dublin. I have no clue what she was doing there, but she flashed some cleavage and really that’s all that matters. It would have been sweeter if that beer were to pouring down her topless body, but beggars can’t be choosers.



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January 30th, 2008

In the February 2008 issue of Nuts Magazine, Gemma Atkinson answers the predictable question: Bigger boobs or a bigger brain?
“If I had a choice between bigger boobs or bigger brains, I’d rather have the brains, I think. Although, having said that, if I had bigger boobs I’d probably make more money… but the brains would help me get a little further in life.”
I don’t think glamour models are adept enough to answer such profound questions.
Moreover, I don’t think anyone would be listening to what a glamour model would be saying. Because when you have these two melons staring at your member, nothing else matters.
What would you ladies pick– bigger boobs or a bigger brain?






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January 29th, 2008

If Gemma Atkinson doesn’t have a problem showcasing her massive mammaries, then why should you or I? Go ahead, take a peak.




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January 24th, 2008

Gemma Atkinson was promoting the Great Holiday Grab Experience (whatever that is) in England this week, sadly with a red dress that fully covered those amazing funbags of hers. But fret not, dear friends, I’ve posted some quality boobage shots after the jump for all of you to salivate to. I know, I’m too too kind. Enjoy.






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December 13th, 2007

Gemma Atkinson signed an autograph for a young fan at the opening of the Ultimo Store in the UK today, and from the looks of it he has no idea what the hell is going on. All he knows is his dad said they were going to go meet his new mum with the big ladybumps.
What his dad didn’t tell him is that he’d be feeling this stirring sensation in his tummy and in his wiwi. Someone’s hands are going to be drifting tonight. And really, can you blame him?



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December 5th, 2007

Everyone always makes such a fuss about Cameron Diaz being a surfer girl, which I’ve never understood what the big deal is. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a cute girl, but all-in-all she has the body of a little boy. A little boy with puffy boobs. Those scenes in “The Sweetest Thing” were she’s wearing her underwear, yeah, same square body as a little boy.
Instead people she more attention to surfer chick Gemma Atkinson, who bears the figure of a woman and has the ideal rack to boot. And with her you wouldn’t have as much paparazzi following around either, which means you there’s a greater chance you can bone her in public without getting caught on camera.



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November 28th, 2007

Aside from morning sex, there’s nothing more satisfying than a quick morning jerk. It really gets the blood flowing. And what a better pair of juggs to spank your monkey to than those of UK glamour model Gemma Atkinson. Start the day right, squeeze one out before your girl wakes up… or your boss walks in.




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