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Christina Ricci

Jennifer Lopez

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As much crap as Fergie gets for having become a methhead during her yesteryears, the truth is she’s held up quite nicely.

Just check out these photos of her looking all slim and toned in a pink bikini with fiance Josh Duhamel on a beach in the Bahamas yesterday.

Meth use or not, most of US would tap that ass if we could. Don’t even try and deny it.

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It seems like all of Hollywood is at the beach this week, including Fergie and her newly engaged fiance, Josh Duhamel, photographed here in Mexico. Damn these celebrities and their luxurious lives.

I’m actually surprised by how great Fergie’s body looks. It’s not nearly as busted as that meth face of hers. Normally I wouldn’t advocate plastic surgery, but Fergie should really consider a face lift.

I mean, how can Josh stare down at that fug face when she goes down on him? She must really be a sight for sore eyes after he shoots his white ropes all over her face.

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Blender has chosen Fergie as their Woman of the Year for 2007.

All the Photoshopping in the world can’t help the fug in this face. Who were the runners-up, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan?

On her overly sexual persona:
“Those songs are about the larger-than-life Fergalicious. It’s a part of me, but expanded. I am a very sexual person, behind closed doors. I’m a freak. Flirty, sexual but not promiscuous. I’m basically a tease — take it or leave it.

How she and boyfriend Josh Duhamel “relax”:
“We like to watch very funny movies with a lot of snacks. [Blades of Glory] is the type of movie we rent all the time. We, uh, get our munchies and watch comedies. We have a blast.”

On winning Grammys:
“I might not be the most talented person in the world. I might not have the best voice. I might not be the prettiest or the best dancer. But I’ve worked very hard, and I’ve gone through humiliation. That’s why winning an award means so much more to me than it does to other people.”

Reacting to her infamous pant-wetting incident:
“It’s like there’s one or two things the public knows about every famous person. With Ashlee Simpson, everyone knows she had a nose job. With me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction; that sucks. You have to laugh.”

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It’s clear to everyone just how crazy Britney Spears is, not to mention what a fashion icon basket-case Mary-Kate is, but Fergie still has time to recover from those godawful purple pants. Or so I thought until this mess was documented. Beech has gone and copied the crazies! WTF was she thinking?

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Former meth addict Fergie received a phone call from her mother during the middle of an interview with DJ douchebag Ryan Seacrest. Her mom wanted to know if it was true that her and Josh Duhamel were putting up a stripper pole in their bedroom.

Terri asked, “Is that true Fergie?”

Her daughter, speaking from London, replied, “I’m gonna find out in a few days.”

Fergie’s mom then joked, “After a year … if you’re not using that pole anymore just turn it horizontal and you can use it as a guard rail for me.”

A stripper pole in your bedroom? That’s pretty cool, I guess. I bet you she probably has built-in cameras in that room as well. They’re motion sensor cameras so as not to miss any angles. That would be pretty sweet.

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