Maxim Magazine has released the 2008 “Hot 100,” of which I’m pretty certain was compiled by one of Pete Doherty’s crackpipe kittens.
Here’s the top 10:
1. Marisa Miller
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Biel
4. Eva Longoria
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
6. Elisha Cuthbert
7. Eva Mendes
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Ashley Tisdale
WTF is up with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Lindsay Lohan, and Ashley Tisdale?! For realz. My vagina wouldn’t kiss their lips unless money was involved. Big money.
Did I mention that both Britney Spears (#19), Avril Lavigne (#24), and Kat Von D (#62) beat out Mila Kunis (#81) and Olivia Munn (#99)?!?!?!?!?
Do you hear that? It’s my vagina crying its eyes out.
Elisha Cuthbert is still in Hawaii with her NHL hockey player boyfriend what’s his face. Actually, I love love love ice hockey. Actually, I’ve been out of touch for some time now but I love it all the same.
Anyhoo, back to Elisha. Here she is catching some rays in Maui yesterday. She’s worn a different bathing suit each day she’s been there. I guess that’s what you do when you have money. Me, I’ve had the same two bikinis for two years.
I’m still trying to determine if Elisha makes my vagina tingle. Sure, she looks good in Maxim Magazine, but you know they Photoshop the hell out of that shit. She’s okay, I guess. I’m happy to see she doesn’t live at the gym. Still, when you make the kind of money celebs get paid I expect a toner body. Not this.
What do you think of Elisha’s body? Scale of 1 - 10 with 10 being the highest. Let your voice be heard!
“Girl Next Door” Elisha Cuthbert and her boyfriend are still working on their suntans in Maui this week. These photos are not becoming of the bi-curious actress. Her face looks like she just let out a queef. The kind with a chord progression. The body ain’t bad, but it’s not anything to write home about.
Elisha Cuthbert and her new boyfriend, Calgary Flames hockey player Dion Phaneuf, celebrated their Cinco de Mayo yesterday sombrero free and on the beaches of Hawaii.
We may not have gotten that nipple slip we longed for, but at least she gave us some sweet shots of her rubbing her ass. That’s one ass I wouldn’t mind burying my tongue in!
Elisha Cuthbert might have come in No. 4 on FHM’s “Hottest Women of the World,” but you would never think it when she wears outfits like these. Seriously, what the hell is she wearing? And it’s not just the outfit, it’s the makeup too.
Although, I kinda like her ‘I don’t give a f— attitude.’ It tells me she’s okay leaving the house after an afternoon of hot sweaty sex, even if she got some spunk caught in her hair. I don’t know why I find that hot, but I love the idea of a woman walking around with her man’s scent all day long with others being none the wiser.
Here’s Elisha during The Rock Party at the Viceroy in Palm Springs, California yesterday. To check out her latest Maxim spread, click here.
Canadian actress and “Girl Next Door” babe Elisha Cuthbert is the May ‘08 cover girl for Maxim Magazine.
Normally my panties would get all wet at seeing Elisha grabbing her tit and posing half naked, but then I remember she made out withParis Hilton. Nothing kills a person’s appetite like picturing a beautiful woman getting herpes from that bird face.
Elisha in a bikini here, and her old Maxim photos here.
Don’t panic, but which pint-size actress who recently sucked face with her celebutard best friend is being romanced by an equally tiny emo rocker, whom she met at a disco during the Grammys?
Um, Elisha Cuthbert???? Is she considered pint-size? I don’t know. She did just recently make-out withParis Hilton and was spotted with snowboarder Shaun White. Is he in an emo band? I have no effing clue who it is.
I’m sticking with Elisha on account of how damn good she looks in a bikini.
A busty Elisha Cuthbert was spotted leaving Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood earlier this week with, um, snowboarder Shaun White?
How does this shit happen? Obviously the girl has more than just shitty taste in fashion. First she makes out withParis Hilton, and now Shaun White. SMH.
When will it be my turn to nuzzle up against those pillows of hers? Sigh.
You wouldn’t know it from these photos of what looks like a pissed off Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, but according to PageSix these two blondes were caught tongue wrestling for nearly a minute while at TenJune in NYC Tuesday night.
“They were drinking and dancing, and all of suddenly they just started kissing,” said the onlooker who told us the liplock lasted “about a minute.” Cuthbert’s rep, who was not at the club, denies the story, although several witnesses confirmed they saw the face-suck.
Sigh. Normally the idea of Elisha sticking her tongue down a girl’s throat would tickle me in all the right places, but the image of her tongue rubbing up against Paris’ herpes sores doesn’t really do it for me. Cuthbert surely did it to keep shut the slut up, right?
