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During an interview with Dita Von Teese at the New York Academy of Art’s “Take Home a Nude” auction yesterday the burlesque diva said of her porcelain skin, “I never go suntanning. My worst fear is looking down and seeing brown, wrinkly cleavage. It’ll get white and wrinkly, but no need to rush it.”

I hear you, sister. My friend’s say I’m the whitest Puerto Rican they know, but who the hell wants to look like cornbread all the time?

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Burlesque superstar Dita von Teese attends a Montblac hosted event at the Geneva Palaexpo in Geneva, Switzerland yesterday. I gotta say, after seeing a dildo-shaped stiletto being shoved into her vaginal cavity I don’t know that I’ll ever see Dita the same way ever again.  And yet, for some reason, I find myself strangely aroused.

Remember how yesterday I did a post on a rumor The Sun UK posted about there being some lesbian porn of burlesque superstar Dita Von Teese floating around on the Internet? Well, guess what — it does exist!

And now I know why The Sun labeled it “kinky.” In the video some broad is penetrating her with a dildo, except the dildo is her shoe’s stiletto heel!

There’s also another one of some uber hot broads rubbing her breasts and ass. Very jack worthy. Until the end, that is. They start playing with her labia folds and let’s just I don’t know that I’ll be eating any turkey meat sandwiches for a while.

Normally I’d call it roast beef curtains, but considering how pale she is the term “beef curtains” needs not apply.

All-in-all, the videos are pretty hot. After all, it is The Teese. However, I can’t say I feel as though Dita was really into it. And that’s half the fun (read “arousal”) with porn — the fact that the people participating are really really really into it. But if they pretend, what’s the point?

To see the NSFW still and vids click here (FYI: read the comments).

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Earlier today I did a post on Dita Von Teese titled “Dita Von Teese Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before“. Well, I was wrong.

The Sun UK posted a story just now about the findings of Dita in “a kinky lesbian movie.” That’s right — you read correctly.

Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online.

It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month. They hoped Dita — real name Heather Sweet — would enhance the company’s clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection. But the sleazy flick — shot before she rose to fame — will shock lingerie bosses.

In one scene the former wife of goth rocker Marilyn Manson romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy. In another she cavorts with two stunners in corsets.

The best part? I’ve got still footage after the jump! I don’t know if it’s the footage The Sun is talking about, but it’s Dita and another chick sharing a double-headed dildo. Pretty sweet, huh?

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It’s Dita Von Teese’s naked body in head-to-toe silver!

Second to Keeley Hazell, this women has the most inviting breasts I have ever seen.

See what I mean after the jump!

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For your boner pleasure, the alluring Dita Von Teese in the May ‘08 issue of Loaded Gold Magazine.

The photos are pretty tame, but she looks beautiful all the same. There’s a topless NSFW shot after the jump if you fancy.

Teese has always struck me as a woman who loves oral sex. Not necessarily as a giver, but as a receiver. Like she’d want you to wriggle your tongue as far deep inside her as possible. Oooh, now my nipple are all hard.

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Dita Von Teese filed a suit earlier this month against adult-oriented trade show Erotica Limited for stiffing her $25,000 after her performance. The company coughed up the money the day after the suit was filed.

Lesson learned? Never mess with a stripper’s paycheck. Or her scissors, for that matter. Bitch is going to be red hot if she doesn’t have a way to cut off her tampon string. She doesn’t need the whole world to know it’s that time of the month!

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Dita von Teese made a disappointing appearance at the Cavalli Party in Paris during the FallWinter 2008-2009 ready-to-wear collection show in France yesterday.

The makeup was predictable, the shoes don’t go, and what’s with that frumpy ass bow???

What do you think?

PageSix reports burlesque seductress Dita von Teese was seen “getting snuggly” with Backstreet Boys resident bad boy A.J. McLean at a Grammy after-party.

That reminds me of this episode of Love Line I once listened to on the radio.  Dr. Drew said that something like 35% of females watch gay male porn. 

Something tells me Dita von Teese might fall into that percentage.