Did any of you check out the preview of Denise Richards‘ new reality TV show It’s Complicated as shown last night on E!?
She’s as shitty an actress and as vacant a person as we all thought she was before the show.
Denise didn’t clear up the rumors, she solidified them.
Charlie Sheen would have watched, but he was too busy tagteaming two hookers.
Guess who hasn’t gotten nearly enough attention for parading around in bikinis this entire week?
That’s right, it’s the succubus herself: Denise Richards.
I’d love to drop a load on her face. Not because it’s sexy, but because that’s what she gets for being a dirty, money-grubbing whore.
In the words of Joel McHale: *turns and looks at Denise* You’re an awful person.
More of succubus in a bikini here, here, and here,
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Dead behind the eyes media whore Denise Richards is still in Hawaii trying to get attention by strutting her stuff in a bikini.
Is it mean that I was hoping she’d be on her period and get attacked by some killer shark? Now that would have been a reality show episode worth watching!
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So, I’m sitting in bed watching watching Chelsea Lately and reading a Rob Sheffield book when the commercial for Denise Richards‘ new reality show comes on the television.
Dude, that women is the effing devil. She introduces the show’s premise with this marvelous gem: “You’ve heard all the lies — something something, I stole my best friend’s husband, I’m a shitty mother, I suck as a human being, I’m a shallow whore — but now I’m here to set the record straight and tell it to you from my perspective something or another.”
Some words might have changed, but you get the jist of it. Essentially, Denise f^cks herself and everyone else over and still one’s sympathy and attention.
Simply put, the commercial was just so, so, sooooo bad. To the point where I had to watch porn afterwards to get it out of my mind. I mean, seriously, this c^nt cannot act for shit. At 37, Denise Richards is what Lindsay Lohan will become in another ten years.
Photos are from the she devil wiping out while surfing in Hawaii yesterday for her new reality show.
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In a recent interview with Denise Richards, the Hollywood skank told Shape Magazine that she refuses to talk about her weight or any image-related issues in front of her two little girls because she doesn’t want them to grow up “dissatisfied with their bodies.”
Via People Magazine:
“I’ll never talk about weight around them,” the actress tells Shape magazine in its May issue. “And they’ll never hear me say, ‘Mommy’s feeling fat today.’ That kind of attitude just makes young girls grow up to be dissatisfied with their bodies.”
Instead, Richards says she tries to set an active example for her girls, Sam, 4, and Lola, 2.
“Working out is part of my life, not just an I-have-to-get-ready-for-a-photo-shoot thing,” she tells the magazine. “I exercise almost every day. The girls usually play in the workout room with me, so they’re learning by example.”
Huh, I wonder if she was leading by example when she stole her best friend’s husband?
This tramp needs to just keep that purge finger lodged in her mouth so that none of us ever have to hear her crap ever again.
Below are photos of Denise whoring it up as a Pussycat Doll in Las Vegas back in 2006.
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Denise Richards was photographed walking on the beach in Hawaii with her former best friends’ ex-husband Richie Sambora in Hawaii yesterday.
I’m surprised she wasn’t whoring out her two little girls too. You know Denise was the one that called the paps. She probably wants to make sure no one has forgotten about her dried up vagina before her reality show airs.
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The ever brilliant Hugh Hefner has made Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson an offer they’re not dumb blonde enough to refuse. Playboy Magazine will pay each hussy $1 million to pose together in their magazine.
We all know these two are going to do it. And by “it” I mean ride each others kitty cats after their shoot. They might love sucking back some sausage, but you can’t tell me they haven’t dabbled in fish tacos from time to time.
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When asked what advice Denise Richards had for a post-jail Paris Hilton, the mother-of-two backstabbing cheating ho said:
“I am truly not one to give advice. I’m divorced and I stole my best friend’s husband.”
That’s right, skank. You better recognize! And yet she still expected Richie Sambora to propose. Instead he dumped her while in Hawaii. Aw. *Single tear*
