February 22nd, 2008
Rumer Willis gave her mother a run for her money when the two showed up at some event in Beverly Hills last night.
The problem? Her mother is Demi f^cking Moore and she’s Rumer f^cking Willis!
A trannie can put on a push up bra, but it’s still a tranny!!
Here’s Chin Face dressed in drag accompanied by her mom, Demi Moore, and her stepdad, Ashton Kutcher.
January 9th, 2008
Actress Party girl Rumor Willis attended the 2nd Annual Think PR Pre-Sundance Lounge at Whiskey Blue in Brentwood, California yesterday. I bet you she’s pissed she won’t be Miss Golden Globe anymore, what with the awards show being canceled and all.
Whatever. The girl doesn’t deserve any more recognition. Her head is already too big for that body of hers, especially when you consider she hasn’t done jack.
“I feel like I’m really famous now. Before I started working, I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is. It’s a 24-hour job,” she says.
“It doesn’t matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time people never get to know you. Being famous isn’t going to parties … it’s about being able to use the power that we all have to kind of give back.”
Douche.
I’ve seen hemroids more attractive than her. See, kids, this is what happens when one’s mother has so much plastic surgery that it can no longer be determined what their offspring will look like.
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November 14th, 2007
Here’s 45-year-old Demi Moore sporting a white bikini while vacationing with 29-year-old hubby Ashton Kutcher in Mexico.
The MILF looks fine as all hell, but whatever you do don’t tell me it’s because she has herself a boy toy that keeps her on her toes. Half the world would look as hot after all the face lifts and tummy tucks and knee surgeries this woman has had.
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September 12th, 2007
How dare Donna Karan show us her filthy cleavage, and next to Demi no less. In all fairness the hag is 58-years-old. Not Demi Moore though, she’ll never age. I bet her cooch smells of lavender.
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September 5th, 2007
Drew Barrymore is the new face for Gucci’s fine jewelry line, and although I’ve never thought her particularly attractive she evokes a relatively desirable look of sensuality in the campaign advertisements. As if to say those oysters and bottle of wine are finally starting to kick in, leaving her sprawled out naked on your bed purring for your touch.
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September 5th, 2007
Demi Moore looked flawless as ever last night at the “Une Journee A Paris” hosted by Van Cleef & Arpels in New York City. You would be too if you were downing the protein shakes of man nearly half your age.
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June 26th, 2007
MILF F*cker Ashton Kutcher blatantly stares down Demi Moore’s daughter dress. Dude, you can totally tell what Ashton is looking at. Bruce is going to kick his f*cking ass.
June 20th, 2007
Demi Moore and Rumer Willis yesterday at the ONE Sunset Hosts Book Party For New York Times Best Selling Author and Intuitionist Laura Day in West Hollywood.
Wow. It’s amazing how similar Demi Moore and Rumer Willis look and still I find Rumer to look highly unattractive. She’s not ugly, she just has too much Willis in her. He must have some powerful sperm. Trust me, if I had to bang Demi or Bruce it would totally be Demi. For God’s sake, she’s in her 40s, you can see all the wrinkles on her face, and still she’s smokin’ hot! Who would you like to bang?
