February 18th, 2008

Over the weekend UK glamour model Danielle Lloyd flashed her covered her fish taco outside Movida Nightclub in London. That’s it. There was no actual exposed labia or anything, but labia in motion isn’t exactly worth rubbing one out too.






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January 7th, 2008

Methinks these photos of Danielle Lloyd in the February 2008 issue of Loaded Magazine aren’t new and may actually be from an old photoshoot. In the end, however, your peen doesn’t give a rat’s ass whether or not the images are current. All it knows is that there’s a hot chick in front of it and it cannot wait to blow its load all over that perfect body. Can you really blame it?


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December 31st, 2007

UK hottie Danielle Lloyd has a fitness DVD coming out, which should prove better than Carmen Electra’s latest fitness disaster.
“I had a personal trainer for two months before we shot the DVD because I wanted to be in good shape for it,” she says. “It was such good fun shooting it all, but it’s really hard work!
Danielle Lloyd is a woman I can see myself working out to, in all honesty. Look at her, she looks fabulous without looking like some plastic surgeon’s regular. She has a hot body, without living at the gym.
Had she been smart, however, she would have done the video in the nude. Then she’d have both ends of the market, male and female.








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October 24th, 2007

These shots of glamour model Danielle Lloyd at the launch of Ski Republic at Motorail Olympia Car Park in London yesterday are quite entertaining. They remind me of those games you find at your local dive bar.
You know the kind. They give you two photos of naked chicks spread eagle and you have to tell what’s different in each photo. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a photoshoot for one of those games. Danielle isn’t exactly Victoria’s Secret quality, now is she?




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September 26th, 2007

Why can’t I meet me a fine ass woman like Danielle Lloyd? There is no God, that’s why. I would trade in both my ovaries for one evening with her. We’d do it soft and sweet by the fireplace, and every lick would send shivers down her spine.
Then, upon opening her eyes, she’d see me watching from across the room, as the other girl fills her mouth with the product of Danielle’s pleasurable screams.



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September 19th, 2007

Danielle Lloyd may not be the kind of woman you want to plant your seed in, but there’s no way you can tell me you wouldn’t want to bury your tongue in her. A woman this beautiful deserves the tongue lashing of a lifetime and I am willing to be the woman to do that to her.





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September 14th, 2007

Former Miss Britain Danielle Lloyd was at the Comfort Prima High Street Fashion Awards yesterday, and just for that I’m making her Hot Snatch of the Week. Because at the end of a long week, all we really need is a great set of tits in our face to realize everything will be just fine.







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September 11th, 2007

One of the UK’s finest specimens, Danielle Lloyd photographed at The Variety Club in London today. As average looking as she may come off, you look at her and what’s there not to like? A blonde beauty with just the right amount of meat on her bones. Even granny panties look good on her.






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August 29th, 2007

It’s good to see that Danielle Lloyd looks as hot in a bikini in real life, as she does on the pages of Nuts Magazine. Her nice little bubble butt and wet bikini bottom are especially entertaining. The pimple on her ass though, not so much.







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