Topic: Danielle Lloyd

Danielle Lloyd Covers Up Her Mammaries

Danielle Lloyd attends the “27 Dresses” Gala Screening in Aid of The Lavender Trust on March 4, 2008 in London, England.

UK glamour model Danielle Lloyd made a less than stellar appearance at the “27 Dresses” Gala Screening in London yesterday. You’d figure a woman who’s known for having nice juggs would put them on display the way God intended. Who does she think she is? Next thing you know she’ll be running for Prime Minister!

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Danielle Lloyd attends the “27 Dresses” Gala Screening in Aid of The Lavender Trust on March 4, 2008 in London, England.  IDanielle Lloyd attends the “27 Dresses” Gala Screening in Aid of The Lavender Trust on March 4, 2008 in London, England.  IIDanielle Lloyd attends the “27 Dresses” Gala Screening in Aid of The Lavender Trust on March 4, 2008 in London, England.  IIIDanielle Lloyd attends the “27 Dresses” Gala Screening in Aid of The Lavender Trust on March 4, 2008 in London, England.  IV

Danielle Lloyd Upskirt Photos

Danielle Lloyd Upskirt Photos LON

Over the weekend UK glamour model Danielle Lloyd flashed her covered her fish taco outside Movida Nightclub in London. That’s it. There was no actual exposed labia or anything, but labia in motion isn’t exactly worth rubbing one out too.

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Danielle Lloyd Wants You To Unload

Danielle Lloyd in the February 2008 of Loaded Magazine

Methinks these photos of Danielle Lloyd in the February 2008 issue of Loaded Magazine aren’t new and may actually be from an old photoshoot. In the end, however, your peen doesn’t give a rat’s ass whether or not the images are current. All it knows is that there’s a hot chick in front of it and it cannot wait to blow its load all over that perfect body. Can you really blame it?

Danielle Lloyd in the February 2008 of Loaded MagazineDanielle Lloyd in the February 2008 of Loaded Magazine

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Step Aside Carmen Electra

Danielle Lloyd promoting her new fitness DVD

UK hottie Danielle Lloyd has a fitness DVD coming out, which should prove better than Carmen Electra’s latest fitness disaster.

“I had a personal trainer for two months before we shot the DVD because I wanted to be in good shape for it,” she says. “It was such good fun shooting it all, but it’s really hard work!

Danielle Lloyd is a woman I can see myself working out to, in all honesty. Look at her, she looks fabulous without looking like some plastic surgeon’s regular. She has a hot body, without living at the gym.

Had she been smart, however, she would have done the video in the nude. Then she’d have both ends of the market, male and female.

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Danielle Lloyd Is Dive Bar Entertainment

Model Danielle Lloyd Launches Ski Republic at Motorail Olympia Car Park on October 24, 2007 in London, England.

These shots of glamour model Danielle Lloyd at the launch of Ski Republic at Motorail Olympia Car Park in London yesterday are quite entertaining. They remind me of those games you find at your local dive bar.

You know the kind. They give you two photos of naked chicks spread eagle and you have to tell what’s different in each photo. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a photoshoot for one of those games. Danielle isn’t exactly Victoria’s Secret quality, now is she?

Model Danielle Lloyd Launches Ski Republic at Motorail Olympia Car Park on October 24, 2007 in London, England.Model Danielle Lloyd Launches Ski Republic at Motorail Olympia Car Park on October 24, 2007 in London, England.Model Danielle Lloyd Launches Ski Republic at Motorail Olympia Car Park on October 24, 2007 in London, England.Model Danielle Lloyd Launches Ski Republic at Motorail Olympia Car Park on October 24, 2007 in London, England.

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Danielle Lloyd Is Such a Tease

Danielle Lloyd leaving Funky Buddha, September 26

Why can’t I meet me a fine ass woman like Danielle Lloyd? There is no God, that’s why. I would trade in both my ovaries for one evening with her.  We’d do it soft and sweet by the fireplace, and every lick would send shivers down her spine.

Then, upon opening her eyes, she’d see me watching from across the room, as the other girl fills her mouth with the product of Danielle’s pleasurable screams.

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Danielle Lloyd Deserves a Wet Tongue Lashing

Danielle Lloyd in Nuts Magazine

Danielle Lloyd may not be the kind of woman you want to plant your seed in, but there’s no way you can tell me you wouldn’t want to bury your tongue in her. A woman this beautiful deserves the tongue lashing of a lifetime and I am willing to be the woman to do that to her.

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Hot Snatch of the Week: Danielle Lloyd

UK Glamour Model Danielle Lloyd

Former Miss Britain Danielle Lloyd was at the Comfort Prima High Street Fashion Awards yesterday, and just for that I’m making her Hot Snatch of the Week. Because at the end of a long week, all we really need is a great set of tits in our face to realize everything will be just fine.

Danielle Lloyd at the Comfort Prima High Street Fashion Awards on September 13Danielle Lloyd at the Comfort Prima High Street Fashion Awards on September 13Danielle Lloyd at the Comfort Prima High Street Fashion Awards on September 13

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Danielle Lloyd Is Nothing to Complain About

Danielle Lloyd  at The Variety Club in London, September 11

One of the UK’s finest specimens, Danielle Lloyd photographed at The Variety Club in London today. As average looking as she may come off, you look at her and what’s there not to like? A blonde beauty with just the right amount of meat on her bones.  Even granny panties look good on her.

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Watch Where You’re Aiming that Thing!

Danielle Lloyd models her bikini for us while on holiday in Spain

It’s good to see that Danielle Lloyd looks as hot in a bikini in real life, as she does on the pages of Nuts Magazine. Her nice little bubble butt and wet bikini bottom are especially entertaining. The pimple on her ass though, not so much.

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Danielle Lloyd models her bikini for us while on holiday in SpainDanielle Lloyd models her bikini for us while on holiday in SpainDanielle Lloyd models her bikini for us while on holiday in Spain

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