Who knew finding halfway decent photos of Nicole ‘CoCo’ Austin would prove so time consuming? Last night I found some badass ones but wound up falling asleep in the process. Then today all I found were LQ.

Anyhoo, I was able to find these kick ass ones of CoCo when she was still young and tight. You know, before Ice-T stretched her out and whatnot.

Every time I scope her ass I wonder what Ice-T does to make her cum. Her ass is so damn big, I’m not even sure his presumably ginormous c()ck is long enough to hit her G-spot.

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During a recent interview with Heyman Hustle over at The Sun UK, Ice-T’s asslicious wife Nicole “CoCo” Austin revealed the rapper’s secret love making skills, saying:

“It’s the Stroke baby.

“We have a certain Stroke he does and he surprises every now and then with a different Stroke.”

Ice then teased: “Sex is 90 per cent mental. It happens in the brain, so she thinks my Stroke is special – but it’s the way I’ve got her head believing it’s something special.

“And that’s what adds to the Stroke. You can come in and hit it on a swing, but it ain’t gonna be the Stroke!”

The Stroke?  Ugh, now I have a mental image on Ice-T stroking his big, black c()ck and that’s not something I was pining for today.

I once had sex with a friend of mine who was nearly 12″ long and let me tell you, that shit motherf—– hurt!  So the idea of being penetrated by Ice-T’s double digit stallion isn’t really something that does “it” for me.

However, I will agree with him that sex is 90% mental — the other 10% seriously depending on whether or not your partner has game  And judging by these photos of Ice tickling CoCo’s ass — he def. has game.

Hollywood’s classiest couple, CoCo and Ice-T, celebrated their birthdays together at The Plumm in New York City yesterday.

Ice-T turned 50, while CoCo is said to be turning 29. Somehow I doubt that. This ho is at least in her 30s. And if she’s not she should say as such because then she just might look good for her age.

I don’t know that I’ll ever get over the size of her ass. Every time I see it I get a mental picture of Ice-T giving her a creampie.

Her asshole is not going to be a pretty sight when she’s old. Decades of anal sex will leave any woman’s hole gaping with hemroids. With an ass like that there’s no such thing as “only on special occassions”. It’s probably an everyday thing with these two.

And to show you how proud Ice-T is of CoCo, here he is pimping out her nude Playboy spread with his friend, actor Anthony Anderson. “Dude, check out that vagina. I hit that.” So proud.

Ice-T’s little money maker, CoCo, was in NYC yesterday signing her Playboy pictorial at The Hawaiian Tropic Zone.

I suppose it’s easy to forget men are splooging to your wife when she keeps the cash flowing.

Click here to check out her NSFW nude spread in Playboy.

Normally I feel bad objectifying women (being that I too am a woman), but I figure if the chick has no qualms with profiting off photos of her snatch then what should I.

Here’s the ever elegant CoCo and her beau, Ice-T, at the Billboard Magazine and Children Uniting Nations Oscar Party in Beverly Hills yesterday.

In a recent interview with Playboy Magazine, the ever classy Nicole ‘CoCo’Austin actually said that silicone padded ass of hers is real. Ha. If we don’t believe Kim Kardashian, what makes her think we’ll believe her ass?

Is that butt of yours real or surgically enhanced?

Coco: [Laughs] People ask me that all the time. I got my boobs done when I was 18, so I’ve always said they were enhanced. But I feel like they’re mine though; I’ve had them so long I don’t even remember what they were like before.

My butt of course is a hundred percent au naturel. We’ll do tests; [Ice] will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there’s nothing in there. But no matter what I do people will always think that somehow it’s fake.

Thanks to my mom — she has the same kind of body type; she has a small waist. And my dad is really muscular without even working out.

Was that meant to be an homage to her mother? Awesome. Because of her mother’s genes she inherited that ass and just HAD to become a whore. Classy.

Still I DO agree with her when it comes to giving head. Neo-Nazi feminists may say otherwise, but giving amazing head is a work of art. A work of art I have mastered time and time again.

Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Coco: Giving — I think it’s an art. I have my way of using my hands, my head, my hair — my whole body. I’m actually making a performance out of it; I like performing. So if he’s doing it to me I can’t really give a performance like if I’m doing it to him.

Never underestimate a good blowjob, boys. We weren’t born knowing how to twist our hands and tongue that way. That came from years of practice, practice, practice.

To see CoCo in her birthday suit in the March 2008 issue of Playboy Magazine be sure to look after the jump.

NSFW Playboy photos after the jump!
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