Charlize Theron and her purple people eater at a special Christian Dior Runway show at Gustavino’s in NYC yesterday.

I love Charlize, but this look is awful!

Is it wrong that the first thing I thought of when I saw Charlize Theron holding the microphone was her performing fellatio?

An undeniable beauty, Charlize exudes sex appeal from every pore in her body.  She’s the kind of gal I can see getting down a dirty on a man’s balls, but at the end of the day meeting the ‘rents is still in the cards.

Here’s South African beauty Charlize Theron at the 2008 AFI Dallas Film Festival’s closing night gala earlier this month.

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Charlize Theron, 32, might not have a ring around her wedding finger, but that hasn’t stopped the South African model/actress from dreaming of starting a family.

During a recent interview with In Touch Weekly, she said of her plans for a family:

“I’ve been thinking about becoming a mom for a couple of years now. My biological clock is ticking, but it hasn’t gone off yet. I couldn’t hope for my career to be going any better, and I have found the great love of my life in my relationship.”

“I think we’re ready to start having kids running around the house. I’m ready to take on the responsibility of motherhood, and Stuart is the man I want to share parenthood with.”

So does this mean we’ll be hearing wedding sometime soon? Actor Stuart Townsend, of whom she makes reference in the interview, has been her loyal boyfriend since 2001. The couple is not married.

If a baby is what she desires, then more power to her.  Better her than me.  Charlize is a beautiful woman, and I have no doubt she’ll make an even more beautiful one pregnant.

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Undeniable hotties Padma Lakshmi and Charlize Theron attended the after party for the film “Sleepwalking” in New York City yesterday.

Of all the female celebs out there, these two are at the top of my list.  What I wouldn’t give to have just one night of pleasure with either of them.  Classy, sophisticated, yet sexy.

If you could have a night with Padma Lakshmi or Charlize Theron, which would you bang?

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Charlize Theron was named “Woman of the Year” by Hasty Pudding Theatricals at Harvard University.

Theron led a parade through Harvard Square, was then honored with a comedic roast, and given a gold-colored pudding pot. She said of her trophy, “I’m going to make a stew, then I’m going to eat it.”

When asked which she valued more, her Pudding Pot or her Oscar she answered,

“I know you want me to say that the Oscar sucks and this is better,” she said. “There are no men in drag at the Oscars like there are here. I’ve never been surrounded by so many fake breasts.”

Then again, considering Hollywood’s penchant for plastic surgery, she added, “Actually, I think I was at the Oscars.”

Above everything else I just feel bad for this dude in the picture. Remove the makeup and tits and he doesn’t exactly become sexy.  This is probably the closest he’s even been with a chick. Actually, he’s a drama kid so that’s completely untrue.  Drama chicks always put out.

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TMZ reports Charlize Theron’s Hollywood home was burglarized this weekend. No word yet on what was stolen.

Please let it be porn, please let it be porn!! Not internet porn, but good old fashioned homemade amateur porn featuring Ms. Theron herself.

There’s no denying Charlize is one smokin’ babe, but it’d be nice to see her frisky side. I’m not asking to see any booty sex, but some sucky sucky wouldn’t hurt.

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Esquire Magazine has deemed Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Problem is the photos they posted of her barely show her face, or her tits. I know it’s one of the classier men’s magazines, but still.

Personally, her beauty goes beyond her rack. I mean, the woman can build bongs out of apples. She’s like Jesus and stuff. I bet she can even turn water into wine. You know, if she really wanted to.

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It seems Charlize Theron has quite the love affair going on with Howie Mandel, according to director Paul Haggis who discovered the secret relationship while shooting her new film.

“I went to Charlize’s trailer to talk to her about a scene, and I heard these really strange sounds inside,” Haggis told PEOPLE Wednesday at a screening of Elah in Sag Harbor, New York. “I heard Howie Mandel’s voice. Inside the trailer, she was watching the video [game] version of Deal or No Deal.”

So she’s actually addicted to the “Deal or No Deal” video game, but could you imagine if it had been her rubbing his bald head? The vision of him poking her with his cucumber is sickening enough for me to gauge my eyes out with a vibrator.

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