Here’s Carmen Electra and her mammaries in the May ‘08 issue of Maximal Magazine France.
Photoshop can really do wonders.
Carmen Electra and her fiance, Korn guitarist Rob Patterson, were in attendance at the T-Mobile Sidekick Tone-Def After Party at Coachella over the weekend.
These two might be in love, but I just want to take them two home and give them a good bath. Bitches look dirty!
Carmen really ought to have left her ‘I’m ready for my facial’ look in the bedroom. We get it — you’re sexy. Now close your mouth before some perv gives you a drive-by shooting, if you know what I mean.
Having turned four years shy of 40, aging American glamour model Carmen Electra celebrated her birthday at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada Friday evening.
Amazing how former supermodel/modern-day MILF Cindy Crawford far surpasses Electra despite her being six years older than the retired Baywatch babe. It’s a shame because I actually like Carmen Electra.
Even with all the surgery she’s undoubtedly subjected herself to, the woman still shows the wear and tear of a life filled with abundant levels of sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll. She looks worn out and permanently unamused.
Shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if her vagina is a victim of vaginoplasty. She would totally do it, too. Because nobody wants to tap an old cavity lined with loose and soggy pelvic muscles.
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American glamour model Carmen Electra promoted the release of her latest DVD “Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom” at MTV’s “TRL” earlier this week.
While in attendance the 35-year-old advised one way woman can please their men: lap dances.
Carmen said: “You should show your boyfriend a lap dance and dress up in sexy clothes. This DVD can help you look sexy.”
Let’s hope the aging model has a backup career plan because a 50-year-old woman taking her clothes off is not something people want to see, unless you’re in Atlanta’s prized Claremont Lounge strip club.
At least there you can see the world’s best aging stripper crush PBR cans with her own breasts!
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If you want to buy me something for Christmas, may I suggest Carmen Electra’s new workout DVD, titled “Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom.” I’ve never been more adamant about exercising in the new year than right now.
In looking at these images all I can say is I hope that stage was well ventilated. Nothing like a room of sweaty poonnanny stanking up the room with a smell that can best be identified as the combination of semen and Ranch flavor Doritos.
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Oh dear sweet Jesus. What has become of Carmen Electra?
I’ve seen used tampons that look better than her.
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Like a baby busting out of the perfect lips, Carmen Electra kicks her legs while swinging on a giant NuvaRing at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week.
Because photo rights were assigned to only one photographer, the event’s photographers had to sign contracts stating they would be fined $25,000 if they took photos of her. She’s not worth that much. Carmen must have this confused with 1996.
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Carmen Electra took to the beaches of Malibu this weekend, and her body looked impeccable. Wouldn’t you just love to slather that chest with suntan lotion… or baby oil? The buzz kill is knowing she’s played with Dennis Rodman’s basketballs.
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You know I’m beginning to think my failing to buy Carmen Electra’s “Strip to Fit” video, in which she teaches aerobics, stripper style, was one of the worst mistakes I’ve ever made. Not only does the former Pussycat Doll look fine as f*ck, but I’m sure my man wouldn’t mind my practicing those moves on him! Hmm, I wonder where I put my fishnets.
Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro appeared awfully touchy with one another at the”A Time For Heroes” Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation Benefit held yesterday in Westwood, California. Although the couple’s divorce was just finalized in February, nobody said they weren’t allowed to some casual bedroom play. After all, if there’s anyone who knows how to go down on you and get you off it’s your ex. Unless, of course, that’s why you left them.
