May 6th, 2008
New Blind Item via Crazy Days & Nights:
Our B list film actress who happens to be married to a real winner was on a recent modeling shoot. Our actress loves crack and had arranged to meet a friend of a friend while she was in this city not her own who was going to supply her with everything she needed. He did show up, and she bought enough rocks to get her through the day. Unfortunately she didn’t have a crack pipe because she didn’t want to carry it on the plane. Her dealer didn’t have one either. To say she was upset was an understatement. She sent her dealer and her assistant out to get one. They came back a short while later with one they had got from a homeless person for $100. Our actress didn’t even bother to say thanks. Just spent the next hour in kind of a haze, the photo shoot be damned.
Brittany Murphy sounds about right.
These photos might have been taken back in January, but just look at how spent she looks. The word choice “married to a real winner” is just dripping with sarcasm.
Girl has gone and lost her head.
April 3rd, 2008
My eyes! My eyes! Quick, someone spray me with Mace!
Here’s Brittany Murphy and her greasy husband Simon Monjack at the opening of some store in Coral Gables, Florida yesterday.
Brittany needs to seriously stop toying with her lips. Homegirl looks like she took a penis pump to them. Fug.
More fug after the jump! Continue »
March 12th, 2008
Whether or not Brittany Murphy was ever hot is still up for debate, but whether or not she should reproduce with her fugly writer-director husband Simon Monjack, 38, goes without question.
Still the couple, whose 1-year anniversary is still a month away, has made plans to procreate within the next year.
During a recent interview with People Magazine, Brittany, 30, said of their plans: “Please God, next year [we're] having a family! Yes! Yes!”
Ugh, this man is going to shoot his load inside her vagina and then his seed will grow into something more horrid looking. *Shudders*
Brittany Murphy in Maxim Magazine after the jump! Continue »
February 6th, 2008
Something tells me Brittany Murphy was abused as a child. While else would she marry her dog of a husband, Simon Monjack? Daddy must have done some sick shit to her, because she was engaged three times in three years and THIS is the guy she settled with.
Meanwhile, New York Magazine tells the tale of an insecure Brittany at NYC’s Fall 2008 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, who dodged reporters and questions about starting a family with her rapist. I mean, her hubby. Excuse me.
At Monday evening’s Max Azria show, we caught sight of Murphy — the first celebrity to wander out from backstage after photographers waited for about 40 minutes — refusing an interview with one gossip-magazine reporter by placing her hand gently on the girl’s arm and intoning, “Not for that magazine. Your magazine HURT. MY. LIFE.” As the reporter stammered an apology, Murphy cooed, “I’m so sorry. It’s not you. Any other one, People, whatever, but not yours.”
The wan Murphy, truth be told, was both amusing and a little all-over-the-place. One minute she was cooing about wanting children since back when she was practically a baby herself; the next she dodged questions about actually starting a family — and at one point she tapped a photographer on the shoulder to beg for a retake on a photo she feared was ugly.
Of course she doesn’t want to talk about starting a family. She’s got major daddy issues to resolve before she even thinks of popping anything out of her vagina and breastfeeding it.
Brittany Spears already has that trainwreck covered.
