More details on the tape Adnan Ghalib is shopping around of him and Britney Spears having sex.

“Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing,” said the insider. “She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’”

Awesome, a bipolar and emotionally crippled chick in bed. SMH. I want to tie Adnan down and force-feed him my strap-on.

A friend of mine in college found out his high school sweetheart that broke his heart was an escort where we all went to school. He called her one day and said if she didn’t fork over money she’d be sorry.

At her refusal to pay, he paid her parents a visit the next day. With him were a dozen or so photos of her screwing both guys and chicks are parties.

And that’s all I have to say about that.

PS- These photos are old.

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A few days ago these photos surfaced (see images below) of what appears to be Britney Spears sporting a baby bump while smoking a cigarette in her patio.

At first I dismissed it as photoshop since I’ve actually seen them photoshop her smoking while pregnant before.

But then these new photos came out of her blatantly covering her belly with gold bag outside of her gym in Culver City this week and you find yourself saying ‘Holy shit, she totally is preggers and smoking!’

Or maybe she’s just hiding another bloody accident from the pap’s prying lenses.

The Sun UK also reports that there’s a tape of her and Adnan doing the nasty being shopped around this week. Comebacks are great and all, but that doesn’t mean your past won’t come back to haunt you!

What do you say, is Britney knocked-up with child or is it just media hype?

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Maxim Magazine has released the 2008 “Hot 100,” of which I’m pretty certain was compiled by one of Pete Doherty’s crackpipe kittens.

Here’s the top 10:

1. Marisa Miller
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Biel
4. Eva Longoria
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
6. Elisha Cuthbert
7. Eva Mendes
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Ashley Tisdale

WTF is up with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Lindsay Lohan, and Ashley Tisdale?! For realz. My vagina wouldn’t kiss their lips unless money was involved. Big money.

Did I mention that both Britney Spears (#19), Avril Lavigne (#24), and Kat Von D (#62) beat out Mila Kunis (#81) and Olivia Munn (#99)?!?!?!?!?

Do you hear that? It’s my vagina crying its eyes out.

Check out the Marisa Miller gallery here.

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Britney Spears crashed her car again yesterday. Nothing major, but enough for us to go “Really? Really?”

Britney Spears was involved in a minor car accident Tuesday afternoon, when she rear-ended a red Ford Explorer in Beverly Hills.

“I think she was just distracted,” said a witness. “She just tapped the other car in front of her.”

Her bodyguard, who was sitting shotgun, got out and apparently gave a business card to the other driver, a female. Police were not involved.

Witnesses say the driver of the Explorer followed Spears back to her gated community to exchange information, apparently suggested by the bodyguard to avoid press attention.

Just when I thought homegirl was starting to look decent again I saw these photos taken of her Monday and I gotta say, not a good look for her.

Sure she just got out of the gym, but that’s why you take off your makeup before going into the gym. Because 1) you look like a dirty vagina, and 2) you get pimples like the ones she’s got all over her face.

Also below, screencaps of her on the show I don’t watch but I keep reading a lot about.

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Check out these photos of Britney Spears smiling joyfully as she exits Bally’s Total Gym yesterday.

Do my eyes deceive me?!  Homegirl is holding Radiohead’s latest fab album In Rainbows!  Awesome.  She needs some quality musical influences.  Crank up her style a notch.

In related news, I’m seeing Radiohead live tonight. Woo!!!   I’m so f^cking excited I think I just creamed my panties.

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Things have been looking up for Britney Spears in recent weeks. The recovering pop star was finally able to see her baby sis Jamie Lynn for the first time in months this past weekend when she flew into Louisiana for her 17-year-old sister’s baby shower.

During an interview with OK! Magazine the Zoey 101 actress said, “It was wonderful to be able to spend time with her and just be girls again. We painted our nails and did stupid stuff. To be able to be in the privacy of our own home and just be sisters again was wonderful.”

Britney even gave her pregnant sibling advice on motherhood. “She told me, ‘There are going to be some long nights, but it is completely worth it,’” Jamie Lynn recalls.

Meanwhile, Britney Spears has been granted more time with her sons during visitation, a court ruled yesterday. Spears’ parents released a statement after the hearing saying, “We are so pleased with Britney’s progress, and we are appreciative of the court’s recognition of this progress.”

Considering how good she’s looked in recent weeks you think she would have put a little more time into her outfit for the baby shower.  She looks like old Britney in these photos.  Swollen, red-eyed, and with some meth residue still running through her body.

Check out this side-by-side comparison of the old Britney and the new Britney.

Amazingly enough, the photo on the left was taken just one month ago on March 21. The photo on the right is the recovering pop star on the set of How I Met Your Mother sometime this month.

Our thoughts on her transformation?

At least according to Wikipedia sometime yesterday.

Amazingly enough, Paris Hilton’s name does not appear under Bubonic Plague.

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She’s not quite there yet, but homegirl is looking way better!  It’s safe to say if her mop is looking good, then her rug must also be in tip-top shape.  Here’s hoping.  No one wants to eat out a musty jungle!

Here’s Britney Spears at Fox Studio and Bally’s Total Fitness yesterday.

Rumor has she’ll be spending Mother’s Day with her two boys.  Quite a change from just three months ago.

Remember Britney Spears‘ self-produced 2005 reality series Chaotic? Well, it seems the recovering pop star might release the video diaries she filmed over that last six month which captured her inner thoughts and struggle in great detail.

As well as rants about her mom, dad, sister Jamie Lynn, and friends, the singer, 26, reveals intimate information about her ex, Justin Timberlake, and her rivalry with Christina Aguilera.

“Britney’s video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite,” a source said. “Her high-profile friends and exes - including Justin - knew what she was up to but assumed she was filming herself as a form of therapy. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it’ll be explosive.

“Although some of it is really sad to watch - especially the parts where she’s close to breakdown - others are dynamite. Not surprisingly both JT and Kevin Federline are terrified the material will end up all over the net.

“Or, even worse, Britney will agree to another MTV documentary, and release some of the footage through official channels.”

The saddest part of this is the reality that there is a market for this stuff. I say that because I would totally eat this crap up. Blame it on the grass, or my voyeuristic side, but I can totally see myself packing one in and watching it from start to finish.  Sad, but true.

Be honest, would you watch her video diaries if aired?

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