Topic: Bridget Moynahan

Which Ass Would You Tap?

We’ve already established that Bridget Moynahan is hotter than Gisele Bundchen and her man-jaw, that’s a given.  But watching her stand next to delicious Latina Rosario Dawson I can’t help but question which one I’d like to taste more.

Sure, Bridget is a classic beauty, but Rosario has a nice rack, a nice set of DSLs, and that Latin fire working in her favor.  This is a tough one!

Here are beautiful ladies Bridget Moynahan and Rosario Dawson at the third annual Loveday celebration and Cartier Love Charity Bracelet launch held in California yesterday.

Bridget Moynahan Vs. Gisele Bundchen

Bridget Moynahan in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

And to think Tom Brady left her for Gisele Bundchen.  He might as well have wedged his penis into a shemale’s asshole.

Gisele has a more chiseled jawline than half the Patriot’s players.

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Step Aside, Son

Bridget Moynahan

Bridget Moynahan was wise enough and passed on the awkward catch-up conversation with former boyfriend of three years Tom Brady during their son’s birth day. He is such a skeeze. He’s the kind of pathetic sap that would poke holes in his own condom because “if they’re pregnant they can’t leave”. Gisele, beware.

“He was only allowed to come after the baby was born. The woman would not see him, period. And she gave the baby her last name.”

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