The Beyonce baby rumors cannot be silenced! Page Six reports,

Pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple’s first child. “She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,” a source said. “When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now.” A rep for Beyoncé said, “I don’t know if she’s pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you.”

Who cares?! I know I don’t. Beyonce is as relevant as J. Lo is anymore.

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It might have taken nearly six years for Beyoncé and Jay-Z to tie the knot, but Rush & Malloy reports the couple’s shotgun wedding might be because the voluptuous songstress is with child.

Did a pregnancy send Jay-Z and Beyoncé running down the aisle? Buzz is building that this weekend’s quickie nuptials were actually a shotgun wedding. It would be the second for the Knowles’ family: At just 17, Beyoncé’s little sis, Solange, wed boyfriend Daniel Smith in the Bahamas after learning she was pregnant.

While reps for both J and B are neither confirming nor denying baby talk, the diva has indicated in the past that she’d like a big family: “I want to get married, and I really want a family. In a perfect world I’d have two boys and a girl.”

I guess waiting until after marriage is uncool nowadays. At least now Beyoncé will be putting those child-bearing hips to good use.

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Beyoncé Knowles and Jay-Z married in NYC yesterday after six years of dating. Guests included Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.

Though there is no official confirmation, the friend says, “It happened earlier this evening. Jay wanted it to be a really private affair – close friends and family.”

“I never pictured myself as a bride,” she told Cosmopolitan in January 2006, “but after my sister’s wedding, I did start thinking about what kind of wedding I’d want. I don’t think I want a big one.”

Meanwhile, over in central London, Madame Tussauds revealed a waxwork of Beyoncé yesterday.

The statue, who looks more like Gisele Bundchen than Beyoncé Knowles, was adorned with a bridal veil on it’s head.

Seriously, that statue is 1 percent Beyoncé, 99 percent Gisele. Especially in the body. Bey has way more curves than that thing.

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After six years together, Beyoncé and her man Jay-Z have decided it’s time to take their relationship to the next level: Marriage.

People Magazine reports the power couple obtained a marriage license Tuesday morning, which is valid for 60 days.

During a November 2006 interview with In Style Magazine, the curvaceous songstress said of man’s willingness to commit: “You can’t rush a man into anything – whether it’s a relationship, marriage or having children.”

Hear hear, sister. If aint’t broken, don’t fix it. But especially don’t rush it.

Really I’m just waiting for Bey to get knocked up so I can see her ass explode. Hopefully she won’t go into hiding and keep our comedic relief to herself À la J. Lo.

Below, Beyoncé in the April ‘08 Italian issue of Jack Magazine.

Sources tell Rush&Malloy that Beyonce was unwilling to sign autographs for children waiting outside the set of the Etta James biopic “Cadillac Records” because she feared her hair would get rained on.

Spywitnesses on the set of “Cadillac Records” in Harrison, N.J., tell us that the diva, who plays Etta James in the flick, ignores kids who wait for hours to get her autograph and instead seems to concentrate on keeping her coif covered. Yes, it was drizzling out, but Knowles ran past cheering fans in a phalanx of bodyguards, all holding umbrellas over her. When she emerged later, she had a blanket over her head, says a source. Meanwhile, the spy adds, co-star Adrien Brody “goes out, talks to the kids, signs autographs and everything.”

C’mon, Beyonce, it’s just a little water.  Had it been a group of naked men waiting to shoot their load all over your hair, that I could see fearing.  Boys, you wouldn’t believe how hard it is to get jizz out of our hair.  That shit sticks like Elmer’s Glue. Wash, rinse, repeat.  Wash, rinse, repeat.

Who does Beyonce think she is wearing those short pants and showing off her legs??

Oh, that’s right, girl think she’s damn Tina Turner.

Except she’s not, nor will she ever be. Let’s be real here.

Here’s Beyonce thinking the torch has been passed at the Grammy’s last night.

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As if “Dreamgirls” wasn’t bad enough, BlackFilm.com announced that Beyonce Knowles has been cast to play the part of famed jazz singer Etta James in the film “Cadillac Records.”

They should have cast Rihanna just to see this broad lose her damn mind. This diva can’t even begin to compare with Etta James. I mean, did you see “Dreamgirls”? That movie should have ended like five times, instead it just kept going. Finally, I just stopped it and set in on fire.

Additional cast members include Emmanuelle Chriqui, and Oscar winner Adrien Brody. Filming will take place in New Jersey and Mississippi.

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I wanted to take the time to clarify on a Beyonce post made a few weeks past. It seems several females mistook my calling the songstress thick and meaty as the equivalent of my saying she’s fat, which is not the case at all. (It was intended to be humorous, as most gossip sites are.)

My point was exactly what I said at the beginning, there comes an age where us females can’t control our weight the way we used to. On top of that, we don’t want to. Who wants to spend their entire lives trying to fit into size 0 pants? Not I, that’s for certain.

However, we cannot deny that Beyonce has gained weight. And gaining weight does not equal getting fat. Britney, yes, I think she can be considered fat. The girl eats the most unhealthy of foods and we’ve seen this with our own two eyes. But Beyonce? Please! This girl is grade A prime, as all women should be.

Beyonce is not skinny. Kate Moss is skinny. And Kate Moss is also, not only gross, but a pathetic drug addict. Think me a douche all you want, but I would never promote anorexia and I don’t want any females here to think that I would promote waifs, instead of healthy bodies.

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It has been my sad realization that us women do not have much control over our figure past the age of 25. We could eat a salad and go to the gym every day and nothing is going to shake the weight off our hips.

Just look at Beyoncé at the 2007 American Music Awards. She really does look like a man in drag. Thick and meaty!  Mostly I just like the way she’s flaring her nose in that first photo.

Don’t get too cocky, Rihanna, this too is your destiny. Don’t believe me? Just look at Tyra.