Here is model Bar Refaeli at the “Blindness” premiere during the 61st Cannes International Film Festival this week.

Snooze alert!

Bar needs to up the energy on her look a little. It’d be nice to see her all glammed up for once. Her hair is always pulled back, while her makeup is impressively boring time and time again.

To see her in bikini after bikini, check out her gallery.

Model Bar Refaeli showed off her long legs in denim shorts while heading to Club Villa in L.A. last night.

Those legs are actually not bad. Especially for someone so thin. They’re long enough that you can hold on to them while she gives you head in a 69 style position while standing up.

Those legs would wrap around your head real nicely. Not as nicely as her mouth wrapped around your other head but still.

Here are some photographs of Israeli model Bar Refaeli in the March ‘08 issue of Elle Magazine Russia.

Somewhere between playful and sexy, things got out of hand. Not the sexy type of out of hand where an orgy ensues and every where you look girls are going down on each other.

No, those bastards over at Elle gave us photos of a model squinting her eyes and reading a book. Nice job, guys. Nice job.

Israeli model Bar Refaeli tempted us with the possibility of a little oral fixation as she played with a cigar at the Montecristo No. 4 party in Madrid, Spain yesterday.

I’m totally one of those chicks who tries to look all sexy when smoking a cigarette or cigar as a I stare at a guy across the room.

It’s as if I’m trying to prove to whatever man I’m trying to impress that I can give good head. Chances are I probably just look like some drunk sohority chick making out with a smelly cancer stick. Whatever, I give great head.

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The thing about models Bar Rafaeli and Petra Nemcova that strikes me — besides their beauty — is how they’re always smiling. Big, genuine smiles. (Well, not Petra in that top photo, but normally she’s all smiles.)

Unlike Naomi Campbell, who is constantly hitting people and acting like a total diva bitch, these two fine young ladies strike me as the kind of gals who really love life and are very sweet.

Oh, and did I mention that they’re fine as f— and I’d like to seem them go down on each other? Yeah, that too.

Here is Israeli model Bar Rafaeli and Czech model Petra Nemcova at the Somaly Mam Benefit, raising awareness of the sex slave trade, at the Tribeca Rooftop Grill yesterday in New York City.

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Sports Illustrated model Bar Rafaeli attended the ‘Seeds of Peace’ honoring New York Mets General Manager Omar Minaya in New York City last week.

Unfortunately, Bar denied us a look at her goods and instead draped herself in some overpriced caveman attire for the event. She might model clothes for a living, but clothes is the one thing us hot blooded mammals do not want to see on her.

The only thing I want to see Bar Rafaeli model is one of my “homemade” pearl necklaces. Preferably, an extra chunky one.  Yum.

Arena Magazine didn’t name Bar Rafaeli “The Body” for nothing!

The Israeli hottie has the new face and body of European clothing line, Tally Weijl, whose tagline “Totally Sexy” fits the beauty perfectly.

In a series of styles, ranging from curly haired sexpot to straight-haired pirate wench, the Sports Illustrated bikini beauty embodies the term “sexy” in all it’s glory.

Too bad you’re not the one to shoot your cream in her every night. Sadly, that’s reserved for her actor beau, Leonardo DiCaprio.

For more of Bar’s fab body click here, here, here, and here.

Lindsay Lohan had a pathetically unsuccessful evening this past say reports to Rush & Malloy. The actress worked her whorish ways on two of Hollywood’s most sought after (yet unattainable) men, Adrien Grenier and Leonardo DiCaprio.

LiLo at first gravitated to Grenier, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the “Entourage” star, Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas.

“She was very flirty with Leo,” says our spy. “But he wasn’t saying much to her.” DiCaprio and Grenier and their posses exited around 2 a.m., leaving Lohan with some girlfriends.

P.S.: Our witness says the supposedly rehabbed actress was drinking vodka and Champagne.

Hell yeah, Leonardo didn’t touch that raccoon-faced skank. Has the girl seen his girlfriend Bar Rafaeli? The woman models bikinis for Sports Illustrated for God’s sake.

Better pour yourself another drink, Lohan. It’ll make the pain a little less obvious.

And because I’m sure everyone’s tired of Leatherface Lohan’s busted face here’s the hottest Israeli model I’ve ever laid eyes on, Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Bar Rafeli at The Sports Illustrated unveiling of the swimsuit issue in NYC this week.

Marissa Miller might have won the coveted spot on the cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition but that doesn’t mean she was the only hottie in their issue.

22-year-old Israeli model Bar Rafaeli also made it to the issue.

The woman really does have a beautiful body. Still, I think I dig Marissa’s better. She just might be slightly curvier than this one. More boobage too.

Still, what I wouldn’t give to be Leonardo DiCaprio so I could lick her every night.

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If there was ever any doubt as to why supermodel Bar Rafaeli was appointed the title of “The Body”, these photos of her vacationing in a bikini should definitely clarify them.

That body is damn near flawless. A balanced proportion of deliciousness and perfection.

I’m not even going to make mention of the cigarette. She could smoke crack if she wanted to, so long as she keeps that body as is.

Damn you, Leonardo DiCaprio.

For more photos of Bar Rafaeli, click here for her gallery.