Maxim Magazine has released the 2008 “Hot 100,” of which I’m pretty certain was compiled by one of Pete Doherty’s crackpipe kittens.

Here’s the top 10:

1. Marisa Miller
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Biel
4. Eva Longoria
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
6. Elisha Cuthbert
7. Eva Mendes
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Ashley Tisdale

WTF is up with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Lindsay Lohan, and Ashley Tisdale?! For realz. My vagina wouldn’t kiss their lips unless money was involved. Big money.

Did I mention that both Britney Spears (#19), Avril Lavigne (#24), and Kat Von D (#62) beat out Mila Kunis (#81) and Olivia Munn (#99)?!?!?!?!?

Do you hear that? It’s my vagina crying its eyes out.

Check out the Marisa Miller gallery here.

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“High School Musical” star Ashley Tisdale may look like she’s 16-years-old, but she is in fact 22. Crazy, huh? I feel like she should still be in high school, drawing on notebooks and chasing after a team captain. The petite actress made an appearance at FUSE’s “The Sauce” yesterday looking as sweet and innocent as ever. Hopefully MAXIM or some other mag will be able to grab a hold of her soon and show us what this young tart has to offer us. Until then, we’ll always have shots of her in a bikini. Hey man, beggars can’t be choosers.

Photos of Ashley in a bikini after the jump!
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