Anna Kournikova should just legally change her name to Legs. She wouldn’t even need a last name, or a photo of her face on her ID. Just them hot ass legs of she teases us with. Here she is showing off her silky stems at Cartier in Miami Beach today.

I’d like to tuck her chest into those legs of hers, make her bend over straight, and just go at it. Try and hit that sweet spot that makes all us ladies purr. You know what I mean. That spot where a little more pressure would mean a little more pain, except that’s how you like it so you stick your ass out a little more.

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No one can convince me that Anna Kournikova, photographed above in Miami Beach, is actually attractive. If it wasn’t for her (normally) beautiful hair she would just be another average blonde. And it has nothing to do with weight, but her body just isn’t hot. Look at her. *Shudders* Nothing about that could make me wet.

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