If I didn’t know better I would have said these two were separated at birth!

Look at that instinctual motherly glow. Makes me heart weep.

Rush and Malloy reports there’s a videotape of a young Angelina Jolie snorting and smoking heroin which is currently being shopped around for an asking price of $70,000.

And while the tape could pose a blow for the well-known mother and humanitarian, the truth is Angie has always been very open about her drug use in the past, saying –

“I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything. But the one that had the worst effect for me was pot. I felt silly and giggly and I hate feeling like that.

“I remember taking LSD before I went to Disneyland. I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life. Those drugs can be dangerous if you don’t go into it positively – I gave them up long ago.”

This woman is GD crazy! Heroin is all good, but marijuana isn’t? If anything she needs to start smoking some grass so she can get the munchies and gain some damn weight!

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Angelina Jolie Recently spoke with OK! Magazine (via Metro UK) who she told: “I struggle with low self-esteem all the time. I think everyone does. I have so much wrong with me, it’s unbelievable.”

How she could have low self-esteem is beyond me, but like she says “everyone does”.  I know she’s lost tons of weight lately and isn’t as intense as she once was, but this woman will always be pure perfection in my book.

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Mother-to-be Angelina Jolie showed off her baby bump backstage at the 2008 Film Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica today.

Obviously being pregnant hasn’t stopped the actress from gaining any weight. Someone should remind her she’s eating for three now. She’s starting to look worse than “Cha Cha Diva“.

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An assistant to a producer in the 2000 film “Gone in Sixty Seconds” has said in a recent interview that she hooked up with openly bisexual actress Angelina Jolie at age 24 inside that actress’ trailer while working on the film together.

Misty Cooper, 36, said the two females had an instant attraction, which she couldn’t deny despite people warning her that Jolie was “trouble.”

But Misty new better. If there was a chance of Angelina Jolie’s tongue poking around your hole would you have turned her down? Don’t think so!

“We Immediately felt the sexual chemistry, and I could feel that she was also giving off a vibe. She looked super-hot, and I really wanted her.” Misty said.

Angelina told Misty that she was “a tease” and Misty answered back, “Well that makes two of us.”

While Angelina was talking about her sex life, she told Misty that she had many girls but none of them were as good as Billy Bob Thornton.

Misty responded with, “But you haven’t had me.” After that, Angelina dropped the bomb; “I want you to come to my trailer, get naked, and we’ll have more fun and more photos.” And although Misty hasn’t revealed what happened once they were inside the trailer, she did say this, “Angie has very soft lips.”

A few days after the trailer romp, the filming ended and Misty never saw Angelina again.

Holy crap! This reads like a damn romance novel. Ladies, check your panties!

It’s a shame this Misty chick isn’t the most attractive lesbian out there. Give me the lipsticks, you can keep the rest.

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Brazilian model Yasmin Brunet has made a splash onto the scene, not for her full bosom, but for having confessed her love for Angelina Jolie during her Sports Illustrated interview for their 2008 swimsuit issue.

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“Angelina Jolie! We’re both Geminis. I love her, oh my god. She’s the perfect woman. I would totally be with her if she wanted me. I would totally convert myself to being a lesbian full time. She’s the sexiest woman ever.”

Hot damn, Yasmin seemed to get pretty excited when they asked her question. I think I can smell her sweet c^nt juice all the way over here.

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An effortlessly dull Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were in attendance at this year’s Santa Barbara International Film Festival were she received the Outstanding Performance of the Year Award for her role in A Mighty Heart.

Angie’s fashion skills have really gone downhill. Seriously, what the hell is she wearing? Even lesbian art teachers are protesting this hideous excuse for a skirt.

While on stage Angelina was asked whether her humanitarian efforts mattered more than her acting to which she replied, “I love being a mom, and I think that’s my big passion: being with my family.” Barf.

As much as it pains me to say this, I hate the fact that she’s so happy. Angelina’s become a damn stepford wife. Well, a stepford wife with nannies and maids and a PA.

As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if she hired a wet nurse for Shiloh. Angie has become so damn asexual she can’t even bother to breastfeed her own child.

And Brad… oh my dearest Brad… your beautiful face is showing signs of aging. That’s okay. Sean Connery won’t be around forever. And I still have me Paul Rudd.

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All together now, 1-2-3…. aawwwwww!!!!

I know Angelina Jolie stole her husband Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston, but these two crazies are way cuter together. Between the kissy faces and matching hair color I don’t know how much more I can stand!

Here are the happy lovebirds at last nights Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles.

If Jolie’s vintage Hermès wasn’t indication enough of her growing belly, then her healthier figure and undeniable glow should say something.

Jessica Alba needs to take cues on how to glow from Angie. Oh, that’s right… she can’t act!

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Angelina Jolie is knocked up with twins, says Star Magazine. This will be the sixth child for the couple, who just found out this week she was pregnant.

“Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic,” a second source says. “But I still think there will be more adoptions to come.”

A noticeably healthier looking Angie stuck to water while at this year’s Critic’s Choice Awards, and has since cancelled a trip to Europe she’d planned long ago.

Sigh. I guess this is what makes her happy, and I know I should be supportive, but she’s just so different now. What happened to wild and sexy Angelina? Is she still in there?

She was just so perfectly dirty looking. The kind of woman who’s sexual in nature and a vixen in the bedroom, but you can still philosophize about life with.

AND… she was into chicks.

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According to an admittedly bi-sexual Bai Ling, “Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow” co-star Angelina Jolie and her had a “special attraction” during filming.

“I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there’s an energy, an attraction. Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible.”

She recalled: “Angelina said, ‘Next time we’ll play lovers.’”

On whether or not they scissored each others vajayjays, she said:

“We could have hooked up, but it just wasn’t the right time or place. But she told me, “My heart’s open to you.’”

She added: “I’ve always thought Brad [Pitt] was the sexiest man on the planet. So now that Brad and Angelina are together, now maybe I could experience both at the same time!”

As if! Neither Angie or Brad would go anywhere near that slutty skank. Nobody would. Maybe a methed up Britney or a coked up Lindsay, but that’s all. The image of them sucking face is enough to make me turn straight. Gag me with a spoon already.

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