Topic: Amy Winehouse

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A disheveled Amy Winehouse was seen taking a break from the recording studio in Henley this past Saturday wearing nothing but denim shorts, a black lace bra, and a handkerchief over her beehive, all the while her chest plate and ribs noticeably protruding from her body.

The amazing part is you know while the rest of us females worry about those 5 lbs. we gained or our dry split ends, she looks at herself in the mirror everyday and tells herself she’s beautiful.

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Amy Winehouse Arrested Pt. 2

Earlier today, British sex addict Amy Winehouse was arrested for the second time this month.

The details via The Daily Mail UK:

Winehouse’s spokesperson released the following statement to US website People.com: “Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment.

“She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is cooperating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year.”

A spokesman for Scotland Yard said: “Around 1pm today a 24-year-old woman from the Camden area attended a London police station by arrangement and was arrested in connection with the alleged possession of a controlled drug.

“She remains in custody. This is in connection with an investigation connected to footage passed to the Metropolitan Police on January 22.”

I’m pretty sure if you squeeze Wino’s belly worms come shooting out. She looks like a bloated puppy.

Amy Winehouse “Not ready to record any music yet”

Musician Amy Winehouse hasn’t done jack about working on the theme song for the James Bond flick “Quantum Of Solace” and fellow friend/music producer Mark Ronson isn’t going to sugar coat it.

Ronson believes Quantum Of Solace bosses will have to hire other musicians to come up with the movie’s title track, claiming it would be a “miracle” if he and Amy ever completed their joint effort.

He explains, “We did work on it (Bond theme) but we never finished it. I don’t think it will happen unless by some miracle it gets recorded and someone sings on it. Ronson adds, “I’m not sure Amy is ready to work on music yet.”

In related news, I made it through a whole day without masturbating yesterday. Woo!

Below, photos of Amy spending some time away from home in Henley, England over the weekend.

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Amy Winehouse Visits Blake in the Chokey

Good girl Amy Winehouse finally paid her husband Blake Fielder-Civil a visit. It had been some time since she last went to see him in prison. Following her visit, the sex addict proudly showed-off a hickey she claims Blake gave her.

Not shown in the picture: Amy’s bruise on her vagine. Not from oral sex, but presumably after she shot up heroin on her labia. Shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of her crackhead friends tried sucking the heroin out and getting high. Crackheads love shooting heroin in their privates. It’s the body shots of street drugs!

Below, photos of Amy before and after her visit to the pockey. Also included, a letter Blake wrote someone while in prison. I’d shed a tear for him, except I don’t care.

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Who’s That Lady? (Sexy Lady) Who’s That Lady? (Real Fine Lady) Who’s That Lady? (Beautiful Lady)

Guess who’s a sex addict guys? That’s right, the world’s sexiest heroin addict, Amy Winehouse!

She was just out of rehab and staying at London’s Park Plaza hotel when she began romping with American Blake Wood — dubbed Blake II by her chums.

One said: “You could hear them down the hall. Her thing with Blake II lasted a few weeks. The pair barely left their room.”

The photographer had been helping Amy battle her drug demons after she was introduced to him by her pal Kelly Osbourne, 23.

The friend said: “It’s funny how she bedded the last two people who have been helping to look after her. Amy is sex-mad — and she gets what she wants.”

I like how The Sun UK quantifies Amy as a sex addict because she holed up in a room with a new partner. That’s what you do when you first start dating someone — act like bunny rabbits and jack it all day long!

I once had this roommate who wrote a MySpace bulletin blasting my loud mouth during sex saying I was faking my orgasms. I laughed when I read it. Oh, I wasn’t faking. He was just that good, and I am just that loud!

Here’s sexy Amy posing for the camera on the doorstep of her London home earlier this week. God she’s sexy.

PS - I am totally referencing a Santana song in my title and I’m not ashamed to admit that!

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That’s A Face Only A Mother Could Love

The Daily Mail has these photos of Amy Winehouse, 24, on her way to the police station for questioning after she allegedly head-butted a man who tried hailing a cab for her.

Could you imagine this creature giving you head?  She gives “giving teeth” a whole new meaning.

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Showing no signs of improvement, UK singer Amy Winehouse spent her evening bar hopping before returning home at 4 a.m.

Upon arrival, the “rehabbed” star had a friend get into her home via garage after discovering she’d locked herself out.

The thing I love most about Amy Winehouse are her ever-ranging breasts.  One minute she has them up to her chin, the other minute they’re back on the floor.

Check out her sweet stretch marks on her right boob on the above pic.  This bitch is so hot, she makes me want to run my tongue on the grooves of her stretch marks.

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Amy Winehouse Rings in 4/20 With Marijuana Joint

News of the World has shocking new footage of Amy Winehouse — check this out — smoking a joint. GASP!

As if. The woman has already been caught smoking crack on tape. This shit is small potatoes.

My snapper took these pics of the troubled drug-addict as she returned to her Camden home after celebrating a pal’s birthday in London.

Amy is said to have been stoned and didn’t seem at all bothered if anyone saw her puffing away.

Her latest antics will infuriate record bosses—who this week threatened to stop Amy, 24, releasing any new material until she cleans up her act.

B*tch please… everyone and their mother was smoking yesterday. It was damn 4/20!

I don’t understand why these celebs can’t just stick to something splendidly simple like weed. As they say, ‘Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly?’

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Amy Winehouse sporting bra while opening the door for guests earlier this week on March 31

On Monday night, falling star Amy Winehouse spiced things up at her new London flat when she opened up the door for friends in a pair of denim daisy dukes and floral patterned lace bra, a locket with her jailed husband’s photo around her neck.

If there’s anything about Amy I consider redeemable is her shameless display of her body. Think about it — How many times have we seen Amy’s breasts and stomach exposed? F—, I gain 5 lbs. and I am quick to leave the bikini in the drawer and opt for a one-piece. But Amy? No, she shows us everything … whether we want to see it or not.

See more of Amy exposed here, here, here, and here.

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Amy Winehouse Plays Guitar in the Nude

Amy Winehouse Naked

Radar Online has posted the above photograph of Amy Winehouse playing guitar naked with nothing but some duct tape and her trusty guitar.

The shot was captured by photographer Carolyn Djangoly for the April issue of the British women’s mag, Easy Living.   The photo is for a charity hoping to raise breast cancer awareness among young women.  Helena Bonham Carter and Sade will also strip for the mag.

Surprisingly enough, Amy doesn’t look to shabby.  Although she’s far away enough in the pic to view any unsightly details.  Mainly I just want to know what happened to a her boobs?  To see what I’m talking about, click here.

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