Alessandra Ambrosio might be knocked-up at the moment, but that hasn’t stopped Arena Magazine from reminding us of how fine her body is as photographed in their June ‘08 issue.

One of the attributes that’s most alluring about Alessandra is her free-spirited sexuality. Because while Adriana Lima is playing it coy, Alessandra Ambrosio has no qualms getting manhandled against a car in public.

Brazilian bikini model Alessandra Ambrosio might be knocked-up with child, but that hasn’t stopped her from living it up.

The 5′ 10″ mami-to-be was spotted leaving Foxtail Nightclub with her boyfriend Jamie Mazur in L.A. Friday night.

The idea of a pregnant woman hitting the clubs is kinda off-putting to me, but I suppose so long as she wasn’t drinking or smoking all is well.

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Here are some old photos of Brazilian babe Alessandra Ambrosio from back in 2006 when she was pre-preggers.

I feel bad having selected Cameron Diaz as this week’s Hot Snatch of the Week, considering my love and support for her should not affect your penises.

I know it hurts your penis when you scope Cameron out, so to make up for it here’s some quality Alessandra Ambrosio action. Your welcome.

Scope out her gallery by clicking here.

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I’m not sure how these photos slipped through my fingers, but here is Alessandra Ambrosio in the February ‘08 issue of Ocean Drive Magazine.

Presumably they were taken pre-pregnancy, because she is looking itty-bitty in them. Enjoy.

MILF-to-be Alessandra Ambrosio spent her Easter break away from the US in her native Brazil, where she spoke with RSVIP and sent in this candid snapshot of her in her hometown.

During the interview, the 27-year-old model clarified that she hasn’t quit modeling just quite yet, and that she has photoshoots lined up with both Arena and GQ magazines following the birth of her first child. Lucky us.

To read a snippet of the interview, click here. To see her gallery, click here.

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If you were trapped on a deserted island and could only bring three things, what would you bring?

If you didn’t say models Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Marisa Miller in nothing but their itty bitty bikinis, then there’s something terribly wrong with your penis.

Why don’t you whip it out and let me take a look at it? See if it’s still fully functional, you limp-d*cked bastard.

Here are the girls in all their heavenly beauty as photographed for VH1’s “The Shot”.

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Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio posted this above photo and confirmed her pregnancy on her website this past Friday, saying:

“Hi everyone!

First of all, i would like to wish a happy new year to everybody and say that i have been really busy working a lot. Also, I would like to announce some really great news! My boyfriend Jamie [Mazur] and I were surprised in the beginning of the year with some delightful news that we are expecting our first child together!

This is a dream come true and a really special moment in our lives! I’m very happy to say that our baby looks healthy and that we are really excited to be mom and dad and raising a child together. I hope this year for you all has started full of amazing surprises like it has been with me.

For the time being, I ready to start to enjoy and dedicate myself to this new chapter in my life and I hope to be working soon enriched by our love for our new baby.”

Ugh, look at this b*tch! Even with a bun in the oven she’s fabulously skinny. And just like Heidi Klum, I wouldn’t be surprised if her skinny ass is back on the runway flaunting her perfect body just a few months after she pops. If only the rest of us females could be so lucky.

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Alessandra Ambrosio can’t hide her baby bump any more. The pregnant Brazilian model showed off the bump during a lingerie photoshoot over the weekend.

Let’s hope this was for maternity swimwear, as I much prefer for men not to masterbate to a knocked-up woman they don’t know.

Can you imagine if some middle-aged business man was rubbing one out to the idea of you and your child minutes before him meeting with the other suits for whiskey and hookers after work?

Yeah. That shit is creepy.

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Admittedly, I’m not certain whether or not these dateless photographs of Alessandra Ambrosio in Miami are recent or not, but something tells me they’re new. Can anyone clarify this?

Granted, the woman is supposed to be a few months along now, and should probably be showing a baby bump, but my mom didn’t show ’til 6 months with me and got up to a mere 120 lbs. Crazy, huh?

So what do you think of these photos, preggers or no preggers?

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