The self-proclaimed virgin has been dating Minnesota Timberwolves player Marko Jaric for six months now, and from what he told People Magazine it sounds like it’s starting to get serious.
Jaric says he was perplexed by a Web-based rumor about his checking out the local jewelry store for the big stone.
“I am not shopping right now,” Jaric, 29, tells People. “But I could start tomorrow. I am that close. I’m definitely not yet engaged, but it doesn’t mean we’re not thinking about it.”
At that point, the entire process may come as a surprise. “I would rather keep that my own secret,” says Jaric. “It’s a life decision … a private thing.”
Poor Jaric. He probably has to get married so she’ll put out. What’s the point? Once she actually delivers the goods she won’t be too exciting considering she’s still a beginner.
And I don’t know that I would ever want to be eternally bound to someone who has to be taught know how to have mindblowing sex or give great head.
There’s no way that Adriana Lima is still a virgin, right? I refuse to believe that someone with such perfect DSLs is unwilling to put those puckered gems to good use.
Doesn’t she know that God all gifts us with talents? Her failure to put her God given talents to good use is a sin. A sin, I tell you!
Here’s the Virgin Lima at the GQ Magazine signing at Saks Fifth Avenue in New York City earlier this week.
How long do you think you could last if these were the lips wrapped around your head? I’m guessing five seconds — max.
With nothing but a few strategically placed objects to block our view, Brazilian bombshell Adriana Lima unveils her flawless figure in the upcoming issue of GQ Magazine.
For as finger-licking-good as Adriana might be, the truth is I wouldn’t want her. That is, assuming she’s still a virgin. The girl goes to church every Sunday, thinks abortion is a crime, believes love only happens once, and kind of irritates me when reading interviews, quite frankly.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d let her lick my carpet if I could, but if she can’t take hetero sex, imagine her stance on bisexuals. No, this girl is too much of a good girl for me. Kudos to her and her values, but I just love the filth too much to fancy her cooch.
The world’s hottest virgin, Brazilian mode Adriana Lima, made a less than stellar appearance at Fashion Fest 2008 Spring/Summer in Mexico City Friday, having shown up wearing a brown dress that failed to display the greatest attribute God blessed her with: her boobs.
I mean, sure, the girl’s hot, but if she’s not giving us what matter’s most, what the hell is the point? Am I right, or am I right?
Esquire Magazine certainly knows how to grab a person’s attention. Check out Victoria Secret models Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Izabel Goulart and Selita Ebanks on the cover of the magazine’s February issue. If only your girlfriend was as hot, then maybe you wouldn’t be getting your kicks on at this site right now. Yeah, right.
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Some attention hungry c^nt has posted a video of what’s supposed to be Adriana Lima getting pounded by some dude and then swallowing his jizz.
Any moron can tell it’s not her, but when you consider how many morons there are on this planet I guess that means a lot of people fell for it.
Part of the reason the video has created such a stir is because the 26-year-old Brazilian bombshell is a self-proclaimed virgin. Which probably means she’s a head whore. You know the kind, they always say “I promised myself I wouldn’t do this” and yet their mouth somehow winds up wrapped around your hard-on anyway.
Setting aside rumors that she was engaged to Lenny Kravitz, Adriana Lima is by far one of my favorite models of all time.
Not only is she fluent in three languages, but the girl lists Gabriel Garcia Marquez as her favorite author. Call me old fashioned, but I like me a chick who’s hot and educated.
The downside? She’s still a virgin, according to her April 2006 interview with GQ Magazine:
“Sex is for after marriage,” she says. “They have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”
Of course, she only says that because no man has ever made her cum. One night with me and I will show her how it was meant to be done. A lady knows what makes a lady scream.
These women in Hollywood, with their mouths always open! Who knew so many women loved facials! Can you blame them though? It’s the dirtiness of it that makes one all tingly on the inside. I bet Adriana Lima loves the salty taste.
The lingerie company Victoria’s Secret has recently launched their Fall 2007 ad campaign (above and below), in addition to Body by Victoria’s first Full Coverage Uplift Bra, which promises to lift your jiggers without projecting outwards. In other words, you’ll be suffocating in your own womanhood. Has it occurred to advertisers that some women really don’t need any more of a lift? They might suffocate and die. See Exhibit A.
Can you imagine the man that wakes up to those fabulous t*ts every morning? F*ck. He better love the f*ck out of her. Ya know, share his drizzle. The amount of perfect women that look like Adriana Lima are few and far between. What do you think, ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10, WHERE WOULD YOU PLACE ADRIANA LIMA?
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