Reality TV “actress” Audrina Patridge has mastered the role of a media attention whore pretty well.  I’ve read she’s tired of living in Lauren Conrad’s shadow, which sounds impossible to me.

Lauren Conrad might be slightly less retarded looking, but Audrina has the cans to distract us with.  There’s no way anyone can possibly care about Lauren when Audrina is constantly parading her manmade mellons around town.  (See here, here and here.)

In any case, it’s not Audrina’s mammaries I lust after, so much as her droopy eyes.  Given the chance I’d much rather finger her eye sockets then her clam slit.  They’re just so sexy… who could resist?!

Here’s Audrina whoring out her body in a black and pink bikini at the DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week.

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This has been a busy week for the Kardashian sisters.  Khloe Kardashian was incarcerated for being a dumbass over the weekend, and then it was rumored that Kim Kardashian would be joining the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars.

And seeing as how Kourtney Kardashian’s name wasn’t in the limelight she did the only thing she could think of to get some attention: Flash her panties.  And because I’m a fan of the Kardashian clan, I decided to give her the attention she was in need of.  We see you Kourtney. Loud and clear! (PS - Cute panties!)

Here’s hottie Kourtney Kardashian out to lunch at Bar Pitti in New York City with boyfriend Scott Disdick (real name Scott Disick) yesterday.

More upskirt moments with Kourtney here and here. (I think I see a pattern!)

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Sexxxy Japanese-American model Lisa Marie Scott.

Be sure to Google her name.  Her naked photos will have you drooling in your pant/ies.

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Rosario Dawson is currently in Italy, were she was photographed hosing herself down in a black bikini that perfectly flaunted her naturally breasts beautifully.

And if you and I are impressed, can you imagine what that little boy staring at her must be thinking?  If he wasn’t a breast man, he certainly is now!  Look at that big grin on his face!

And if any of you bastards dare and criticize her body, I dare you to send my your address and see what happens.  Go ahead — do it!  I dare you! Trash talk all you want, this women is beautiful… even if she’s got a little fluff in the gut.

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I’m 100 percent honest when I say this woman has left me speechless.

K.D. Aubert, is absolute perfection.

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Oh, honey, you can spread your fish taco’s tartar sauce on him all you want, but that’s not going to make him any straighter.  It’s about time you just throw in the towel and call it a day.

Here is Vanessa Hudgens with boyfriend dancing queen Zac Efron on vacation in Turks and Caicos ealier this week.

UPDATE: Maybe he’s straight after all?  Check out Zac motorboating Vanessa’s rack here.

Source

Boob job: $4,300

Year’s worth of tanning: $1,200

Monthly Valtrex prescription: $100

Price of seeing one of your three girlfriends deep throat a hot dog in public: Priceless

Bridget Marquardt kept things classy during the filming of the fifth season of the reality show Girls Next Door in New York City last week when she deep-throated a hot dog in front of the cameras for all the world to see.

I love that Indian dude’s face in the background.  I can’t tell whether he’s amazed or repulsed.  Probably a little bit of both.

Enrique Iglesia’s main squeeze Anna Kournikova tempts us with her legs closed in this photoshoot for Sports Illustrated Magazine.

I’ve never understood the fascination with this one.  She’s an attractive girl, that’s for certain, but my box doesn’t exactly cream itself for her. She’s always struck me as the poor man’s Portia De Rossi.

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Here are some more photos of Puerto Rican diva Jennifer Lopez in a brown skull bikini post-twins on a yacht in Italy.

And I’m happy to report the actress isn’t wearing that awful bikini she had on the other day while swimming with Mark.

Because despite the fact that some of you can’t read, I never called her fat, and actually said that the bathing suit didn’t compliment her body.

This bikini, on the other hand, shows off her post-baby body very nicely, instead of accentuating her muffin top like the other suit did.

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Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa spent their weekend working on their tans while vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Judging by these photos of Vanessa in a bikini the L.A. Lakers’ basketball player is more of an ass man then one who longs for the softness of a bosom.  Hers isn’t perfect, but I have nothing ill to say of her or her body.

Although looking these photos inspires me to keep hitting the gym some more.  Don’t get me wrong, I have a pretty sweet ass as is, but I’d like it a little more toned.  No worries, no ass enhancements shots for this chick.  I like my ass 100 percent natural, thank you very much.

What do you think of Kobe’s wife… would you hit it?

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