Tila Has No Love for the Carpet

According to Page Six MTV’s “A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila“ is nothing more than a sham. NOOOOO!

A source has stepped forwarded and revealed that the bisexual whore isn’t bisexual after all. Moreover, there will be no second season as a result of Tila’s involvement with her hush hush boyfriend.

“Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.” Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she’s single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, “who’s like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.”

MTV… lie? Absolutely not! Next thing you’re going to tell me there weren’t any weapons of mass destruction.

Plus, regardless of whether or not the broad is truly bisexual does not change the fact that I’m getting wet while she’s making out with lesbians on screen. And so long as my panties are wet, I’m happy.

More photos after the jump!

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