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Cindy Crawford in a bikini (Celebslam)

Kimora Lee Simmons is being sued by Macy’s (Bossip)

Eva Longoria is retarded (Lossip)

Hot for teacher (Maxim)

Pete Wentz is such a cry baby (The Blemish)

Hawthorne Heights‘ singer dies (Evil Beet)

Lesbians on Nip/Tuck (I’m Not Obsessed)

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is a whore (Hollyscoop)