Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Should Reconsider The Bombshell Part

Now I’ll be the first to admit that Sandra Bullock isn’t exactly topping Hollywood’s hottest actress list, but she’s certainly holding it down against the certifiable mess pictured above. In case you were living under a rock yesterday, the tattooed chick above is Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, the alleged mistress of Sandra’s hubby Jesse James. Michelle, who claims she didn’t know that Jesse was married to the Oscar-winning actress, is a SoCal Glamour Girl (i.e. hot chick for hire) and former stripper who was actually raised Amish. Well, well she’s a long way from churning butter and shunning electronics isn’t she? The folks in Lancaster must be so proud of Michelle right about now. Several sources told E! News that she’s got a unique explanation for her employment history.

“She abandoned [stripping] around three years ago. Last I heard, she was a dancer at Hustler.”

“She told her boys she worked at an ice cream parlor.”

Ice cream parlor? Well that’s a new one! But aside from scooping ice cream, Michelle also found time to play with Jesse James’ cone a bit. While details are still murky at best right now, apparently the two carried on quite the 11-month affair, with Michelle saving some of the texts she exchanged with Mr. Bullock. I guess Michelle took a page out of Joslyn James‘ playbook.

As for America’s sweetheart, she apparently packed up her ish and hit the road after catching wind of the affair. Good for her. I definitely can’t blame Sandy for being furious about being screwed over for Michelle. Clearly there’s no accounting for taste in Jesse’s mind.

Via: E! Online

Via: The Huffington Post