POWER LUNCH

Why Can’t Captain America Be Black? That’d Really Be Something To ‘Marvel’ Over! (Bossip)

Former ‘Manhattan Madam’ Runs for Governor, Reveals She’s Pro-Bestiality (Asylum)

Marisa Miller’s Victoria’s Secret Bikini Extravaganza [33 pics] (Guyism)

Facial: The Top 10 NCAA Dunks of the Season (Complex)

Heidi Klum Shows Off Her Freakishly Hot Mom Body of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

Christina Milian Makes Wednesday Bearable (Dirty Rotten Whore)

The Sexy Girls of Saint Patrick’s Day (Gunaxin)

NSFW: Lion king Toy Fail (Totally Crap)

Lil Wayne: Jailed in NYC, Wanted in AZ (Death + Taxes)

Chicks: Import Bikini Car Model Nina Mascunana Goes Forearm Bra For Show Magazine (Busted Coverage)

You Can’t Teach This Kind of Fight Sequence (Uncoached)

10 Pranks That Probably Ended Relationships (Hail Mary Jane)

300 Pound Moron Calls Mom From Jail To Reveal Where Coke Stash Is (For Ladies By Ladies)

VIDEO: Kendra Wilkinson Retires from Body Painting (Moves To Hoops Picks) (Popeater)

Snoop Dogg Takes Over “The David Letterman Show” (HipHopWired)